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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Ed Norton was in threeof my favorite things -- "American History X," "Fight Club," and...

[ Laughter ] Ed Norton was in three
of my favorite things -- "American History X," "Fight Club," and Salma Hayek

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Ed Norton was in three of my favorite things --
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"American History X,"
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"Fight Club,"
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and Salma Hayek.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:05
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
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The next time you go to jail, please call me. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
The next time you go to jail, please call me.
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Cybill Shepherd -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Cybill Shepherd --
Jeff Ross -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
Jeff Ross --
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If one more person calls Joseph a pussy again, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
If one more person calls Joseph a pussy again,
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And, Nikki, you was great on the stage, baby. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
And, Nikki, you was great on the stage, baby.
Bruce, you keep making these fucking bombs. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Bruce, you keep making these fucking bombs.
But guess what. So does Kim Jong-un. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
But guess what. So does Kim Jong-un.
But at least Kim is smart enough not to release his. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
But at least Kim is smart enough not to release his.
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You can't even save Planet Hollywood. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
You can't even save Planet Hollywood.
Bruce came up with this whole idea - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Bruce came up with this whole idea
So, anyway, he want all his Hollywood friends to invest. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
So, anyway, he want all his Hollywood friends to invest.
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Bruce, you made a lot of bad decisions in your life, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Bruce, you made a lot of bad decisions in your life,
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