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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I mean, you had a limo driverin "Die Hard," Argyle, and he's not even here and he -- I...

[ Laughter ] I mean, you had a limo driver
in "Die Hard," Argyle, and he's not even here and he -- I don't know what
the fuck he doin'

Full Transcript

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[ Laughter ]
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I mean, you had a limo driver in "Die Hard," Argyle,
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and he's not even here and he --
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I don't know what the fuck he doin'.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:58
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
Uh, it's funny to see, like, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Uh, it's funny to see, like,
Y'all two bald white motherfuckers - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Y'all two bald white motherfuckers
Like, both of y'all look like - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Like, both of y'all look like
[ Audience groans ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Audience groans ]
We got Dennis Rodman here, which I don't wanna talk about, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We got Dennis Rodman here, which I don't wanna talk abo...
[ Crowd cheering ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Crowd cheering ]
This motherfucker wore a wedding dress - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
This motherfucker wore a wedding dress
[ Laughs ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughs ]
You know, you had a famous line, "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
You know, you had a famous line, "Yippee ki-yay, mother...
Which is why, like, I was happy when he gave me - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
Which is why, like, I was happy when he gave me
I don't know nobody real names, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I don't know nobody real names,
[ Laughs ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughs ]
Like, this shit is getting fuckin' weird. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Like, this shit is getting fuckin' weird.
Next "Die Hard," you put me in it. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Next "Die Hard," you put me in it.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
You adopt me from Africa, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
You adopt me from Africa,
And you shoot me by mistake, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And you shoot me by mistake,
We'll never have to see that shit again, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
We'll never have to see that shit again,
[ Laughs ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughs ]