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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Sadly, the starsnever aligned for us, and it's never gonna happen nowfor one obvious...

[ Laughter ] Sadly, the stars
never aligned for us, and it's never gonna happen now
for one obvious reason -- You are way too old for me

Full Transcript

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[ Laughter ]
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Sadly, the stars never aligned for us,
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and it's never gonna happen now for one obvious reason --
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You are way too old for me.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:31
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
I know we haven't had a conversation in 30 years, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I know we haven't had a conversation in 30 years,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
He provided the comic relief in "Get Out," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
He provided the comic relief in "Get Out,"
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
[ Laughter ]
Bruce you've done movies with other black comedians - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:31
Bruce you've done movies with other black comedians
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
Uh, it's funny to see, like, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Uh, it's funny to see, like,
Y'all two bald white motherfuckers - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Y'all two bald white motherfuckers
Like, both of y'all look like - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Like, both of y'all look like
[ Audience groans ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Audience groans ]
We got Dennis Rodman here, which I don't wanna talk about, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We got Dennis Rodman here, which I don't wanna talk abo...
[ Crowd cheering ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Crowd cheering ]
This motherfucker wore a wedding dress - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
This motherfucker wore a wedding dress
[ Laughs ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughs ]
You know, you had a famous line, "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
You know, you had a famous line, "Yippee ki-yay, mother...
Which is why, like, I was happy when he gave me - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
Which is why, like, I was happy when he gave me
I don't know nobody real names, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I don't know nobody real names,