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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

I first met Bruce when I wasworking with his first wife, Demi Moore, in the film"A Few...

[ Laughter ] I first met Bruce when I was
working with his first wife, Demi Moore, in the film
"A Few Good Men." Yeah.[ Cheers and applause ] I think it's time everyone knew
something about Demi

Full Transcript

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I first met Bruce when I was working with his first wife,
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Demi Moore, in the film "A Few Good Men."
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Yeah.[ Cheers and applause ]
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I think it's time everyone knew something about Demi.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
77
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:15
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
When she shaved her head, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
When she shaved her head,
And now, Bruce, one of your friends and co-stars - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
And now, Bruce, one of your friends and co-stars
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I did want to say, I've always been a fan, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
I did want to say, I've always been a fan,
But you gave a beautifully nuanced performance - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
But you gave a beautifully nuanced performance
Mostly, though, I wanted to take this opportunity - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Mostly, though, I wanted to take this opportunity
If I'm honest, it's also my favorite planet. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If I'm honest, it's also my favorite planet.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:27
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] All ball-busting aside, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Normal voice ] All ball-busting aside,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Cheers and applause ]
They want me to say really mean things - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
They want me to say really mean things
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
I just learned this. She dated Elvis when she was 19. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I just learned this. She dated Elvis when she was 19.
And last year, her vagina was inducted - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And last year, her vagina was inducted
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
I love you all here tonight so much. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I love you all here tonight so much.
And I particularly love one of the most brilliant actors - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
And I particularly love one of the most brilliant actors
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is my first roast, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
This is my first roast,