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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Some of you may not knowbecause he bought every copy, but Bruce released an R&B LPback in...

[ Laughter ] Some of you may not know
because he bought every copy, but Bruce released an R&B LP
back in the '80s

Full Transcript

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Some of you may not know because he bought every copy,
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but Bruce released an R&B LP back in the '80s.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:26
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
I did some research to find out whose idea this album was. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I did some research to find out whose idea this album was.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
Like, a Jeff Ross-sized container of coke. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Like, a Jeff Ross-sized container of coke.
Bruce, pal, you've done some great work recently, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
Bruce, pal, you've done some great work recently,
The story of two fifth-graders falling in love. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
The story of two fifth-graders falling in love.
Bruce would've fallen in love with a fifth-grader - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
Bruce would've fallen in love with a fifth-grader
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
[ Laughter ]
When she shaved her head, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
When she shaved her head,
And now, Bruce, one of your friends and co-stars - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
And now, Bruce, one of your friends and co-stars
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I did want to say, I've always been a fan, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
I did want to say, I've always been a fan,
But you gave a beautifully nuanced performance - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
But you gave a beautifully nuanced performance
Mostly, though, I wanted to take this opportunity - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Mostly, though, I wanted to take this opportunity
If I'm honest, it's also my favorite planet. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If I'm honest, it's also my favorite planet.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:27
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] All ball-busting aside, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Normal voice ] All ball-busting aside,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Cheers and applause ]
They want me to say really mean things - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
They want me to say really mean things
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]