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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Not the one who won an Oscar and not the one who becamethe governor of California, but...

[ Laughter ] Not the one who won an Oscar and not the one who became
the governor of California, but the one whose agent is just
an outgoing message that says, "He'll take it!" Walter Bruce Willis!

Full Transcript

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Not the one who won an Oscar
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and not the one who became the governor of California,
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but the one whose agent is just an outgoing message that says,
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"He'll take it!"
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Walter Bruce Willis!
Duration
16 seconds
Views
69
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:52
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
...Edward Norton, Martha Stewart, Dom Irrera,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
When she's not hosting her hit radio show, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
When she's not hosting her hit radio show,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
Joseph Gordon Levitt everyone
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I bet you eat pussy but only with the crust cut off first.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Martha Stewart, "shank" you for being here.
Seriously, and congratulations - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Seriously, and congratulations
And into your sweatshops. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
And into your sweatshops.
Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that bad. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Surprisingly, Martha said that prison food wasn't that ...
Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Just, you know, as long as it was clean-shaven, so...
She loves attention to detail. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
She loves attention to detail.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
My mom has learned everything from Martha Stewart
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
Listen, all I'm saying is that we've lost - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Listen, all I'm saying is that we've lost
I'm, like, honored to meet her, and, um -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I'm, like, honored to meet her, and, um --