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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

Mostly, though, I wantedto take this opportunity to publicly thank you forcreating my...

Mostly, though, I wanted
to take this opportunity to publicly thank you for
creating my favorite restaurant, Planet Hollywood

Full Transcript

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Mostly, though, I wanted to take this opportunity
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to publicly thank you for creating my favorite restaurant,
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Planet Hollywood.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:46
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
If I'm honest, it's also my favorite planet. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If I'm honest, it's also my favorite planet.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:27
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] All ball-busting aside, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Normal voice ] All ball-busting aside,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Cheers and applause ]
They want me to say really mean things - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
They want me to say really mean things
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
I just learned this. She dated Elvis when she was 19. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I just learned this. She dated Elvis when she was 19.
And last year, her vagina was inducted - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And last year, her vagina was inducted
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
I love you all here tonight so much. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I love you all here tonight so much.
And I particularly love one of the most brilliant actors - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
And I particularly love one of the most brilliant actors
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is my first roast, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
This is my first roast,
Whew! I've heard words here tonight - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
Whew! I've heard words here tonight
Gosh, the last time I saw your face, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Gosh, the last time I saw your face,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
But Hollywood wouldn't be Hollywood - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
But Hollywood wouldn't be Hollywood
Bruce went on to make 96 movies - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Bruce went on to make 96 movies