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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

That's how they got stuckwith "Willis." But I have to say, our daughtersare incredibly...

That's how they got stuck
with "Willis." [ Laughter ] But I have to say, our daughters
are incredibly well-adjusted, considering two of them
are half Bruce Willis

Full Transcript

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That's how they got stuck with "Willis."
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[ Laughter ]
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But I have to say, our daughters are incredibly well-adjusted,
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considering two of them are half Bruce Willis.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:33
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I mean, every Christmas, right after he would have the girls - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:19
I mean, every Christmas, right after he would have the girls
And, man, I mean, that's what he's always called them, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And, man, I mean, that's what he's always called t...
I mean, but what you might not know -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I mean, but what you might not know --
I mean, when our daughter Rumer was a baby - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
I mean, when our daughter Rumer was a baby
We'll get it in the end." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
We'll get it in the end."
I mean, you know, some things never change. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I mean, you know, some things never change.
I mean, we were married -- let's see -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, we were married -- let's see --
Like, groundbreaking. When Bruce was -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Like, groundbreaking. When Bruce was --
I mean, he's big action star, like, doing a little indie film, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
I mean, he's big action star, like, doing a little indi...
He came back swinging that ball gag, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
He came back swinging that ball gag,
Like, I know that I have dyed and cut and styled my hair - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
Like, I know that I have dyed and cut and styled my hair
I mean, that's his real hair. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I mean, that's his real hair.
And, ladies, let me tell you, the carpets match the drapes. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And, ladies, let me tell you, the carpets match the drapes.
[ Laughter, cheering ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter, cheering ]
I'm just saying whichever place you look, it looks like a dick. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I'm just saying whichever place you look, it looks like...
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
But, Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
But, Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself.
I mean, Planet Hollywood, "Hudson Hawk," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I mean, Planet Hollywood, "Hudson Hawk,"
I mean, turning down Clooney's role in "Ocean's Eleven" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, turning down Clooney's role in "Ocean'...