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We would wash each other's taints
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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

We would washeach other's taints, and I always made surethat your taint was taut before...

We would wash
each other's taints, and I always made sure
that your taint was taut before you went out

Full Transcript

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We would wash each other's taints,
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and I always made sure that your taint was taut
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before you went out.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:49
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
[ Cheers and applause ]
I see you, and I see you with your daughters, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
I see you, and I see you with your daughters,
Boys, girls, dogs, he didn't give a fuck." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Boys, girls, dogs, he didn't give a fuck."
That's my daughter taking on 10 guys. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
That's my daughter taking on 10 guys.
She always loved cock. The bigger, the better. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
She always loved cock. The bigger, the better.
Guys tag-teaming her from behind, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Guys tag-teaming her from behind,
She's just like her mother, that kid." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
She's just like her mother, that kid."
Coming up, Jeff Ross, Dennis Rodman... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Coming up, Jeff Ross, Dennis Rodman...
I thought Lil' Kim had big tits and black. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I thought Lil' Kim had big tits and black.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm the only guy on this stage has done some really cool shit. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I'm the only guy on this stage has done some really coo...
Hey, Ed Norton. What's up, man? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Hey, Ed Norton. What's up, man?
Edward goes by "Edward" and not "Ed" because he is a real dick. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Edward goes by "Edward" and not "Ed" bec...
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience cheers ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Audience cheers ]
The next time you go to jail, please call me. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
The next time you go to jail, please call me.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]