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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

We'll get it in the end." And Scout -- Scout asked menot to say anything, but just last...

We'll get it in the end." And Scout -- Scout asked me
not to say anything, but just last week,
he offered her $1,000 to change hisdiaper

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We'll get it in the end."
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And Scout -- Scout asked me not to say anything,
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but just last week, he offered her $1,000
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to change hisdiaper.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:41
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
I mean, you know, some things never change. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I mean, you know, some things never change.
I mean, we were married -- let's see -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, we were married -- let's see --
Like, groundbreaking. When Bruce was -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Like, groundbreaking. When Bruce was --
I mean, he's big action star, like, doing a little indie film, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
I mean, he's big action star, like, doing a little indi...
He came back swinging that ball gag, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
He came back swinging that ball gag,
Like, I know that I have dyed and cut and styled my hair - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
Like, I know that I have dyed and cut and styled my hair
I mean, that's his real hair. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
I mean, that's his real hair.
And, ladies, let me tell you, the carpets match the drapes. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And, ladies, let me tell you, the carpets match the drapes.
[ Laughter, cheering ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter, cheering ]
I'm just saying whichever place you look, it looks like a dick. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I'm just saying whichever place you look, it looks like...
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Laughter ]
But, Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
But, Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself.
I mean, Planet Hollywood, "Hudson Hawk," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I mean, Planet Hollywood, "Hudson Hawk,"
I mean, turning down Clooney's role in "Ocean's Eleven" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I mean, turning down Clooney's role in "Ocean'...
I mean, I could go on, but they said it's a two-hour show, so... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I mean, I could go on, but they said it's a two-hour sh...
We certainly had our ups and downs, but I have to say, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
We certainly had our ups and downs, but I have to say,
I just look at our marriage like "The Sixth Sense." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I just look at our marriage like "The Sixth Sense."...
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
You are someone I truly care about. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You are someone I truly care about.
You will always have a special place in my heart. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
You will always have a special place in my heart.