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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

We'll never have to seethat shit again, 'cause John McClane is in jail for shooting an...

We'll never have to see
that shit again, 'cause John McClane is in jail for shooting an innocent
black man that he adopted

Full Transcript

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We'll never have to see that shit again,
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'cause John McClane is in jail
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for shooting an innocent black man that he adopted.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:48
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Laughs ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughs ]
You like -- I don't want to call you, like -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You like -- I don't want to call you, like --
Like, you made some movies that -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Like, you made some movies that --
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Cheers and applause ]
Bruce, you know that I know a lot of things - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Bruce, you know that I know a lot of things
He's fantastic in movies like "Primal Fear," - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
He's fantastic in movies like "Primal Fear,"
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
Bruce, uh, slumming it here on your behalf at Comedy Central - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
Bruce, uh, slumming it here on your behalf at Comedy Central
But, um, I owe you big, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
But, um, I owe you big,
In fact, I think probably it's back on you after tonight, yeah? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
In fact, I think probably it's back on you after tonigh...
It is, uh, a pleasure to be here - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
It is, uh, a pleasure to be here
Um, I'm not really a -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
Um, I'm not really a --
I'm here to do something I think maybe only I can do - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I'm here to do something I think maybe only I can do
I am here to do a deep dissection - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
I am here to do a deep dissection
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:16
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'm now coming to realize in middle age, um, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
I'm now coming to realize in middle age, um,
I mean, if I -- if I end up settling - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
I mean, if I -- if I end up settling
But the cold truth of it -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:12
But the cold truth of it --
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:13
[ Laughter ]
It's not that I'm jealous, but, Jesus, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
It's not that I'm jealous, but, Jesus,