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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

When I got castin "Moonlighting," they picked meover 3,000 other actors because they...

When I got cast
in "Moonlighting," they picked me
over 3,000 other actors because they wanted someone who didn't have
a sexual history with Cybill

Full Transcript

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When I got cast in "Moonlighting,"
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they picked me over 3,000 other actors
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because they wanted someone
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who didn't have a sexual history with Cybill.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:58
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
I don't want to say Dennis is a bad negotiator, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I don't want to say Dennis is a bad negotiator,
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
Dennis, I know you think - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Dennis, I know you think
Who cares? I've saved the world 18 times. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Who cares? I've saved the world 18 times.
I've been attacked by terrorists, asteroids, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:17
I've been attacked by terrorists, asteroids,
People ask me why I did this roast. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
People ask me why I did this roast.
Was it because one of the last guys who did it - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Was it because one of the last guys who did it
Why would I want to be president - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
Why would I want to be president
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
I did this roast for one reason and for one reason only -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I did this roast for one reason and for one reason only --
Now, please, listen very carefully. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Now, please, listen very carefully.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
So, yippee ki-yay to all of you motherfuckers. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
So, yippee ki-yay to all of you motherfuckers.
My favorite joke of the night was Jeff Ross, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
My favorite joke of the night was Jeff Ross,
Ross: I had no idea Demi Moore - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Ross: I had no idea Demi Moore
I thought something was gonna dislocate my jaw - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
I thought something was gonna dislocate my jaw
It was going like this. I was like [Grunts] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
It was going like this. I was like [Grunts]