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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

When Wes said, "Do you thinkBruce understands that I really want thisto be like a-a...

When Wes said, "Do you think
Bruce understands that I really want this
to be like a-a repertory theater troupe?" I said, "Shut the fuck up,
you long-haired pussy

Full Transcript

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When Wes said, "Do you think Bruce understands
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that I really want this to be like
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a-a repertory theater troupe?"
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I said, "Shut the fuck up, you long-haired pussy.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:54
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
That's a fuckin' movie star." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
That's a fuckin' movie star."
I got acclaim, but I -- - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
I got acclaim, but I --
I'm not making any more movies unless they go straight to DVD." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
I'm not making any more movies unless they go straight ...
No way. If I pulled that, my ass would be out in the cold, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:17
No way. If I pulled that, my ass would be out in the cold,
Was it your training? No. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Was it your training? No.
You didn't go to candy-ass acting class for training. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You didn't go to candy-ass acting class for training.
You did mounds of cocaine and tended bar - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You did mounds of cocaine and tended bar
[ Audience cheers ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Audience cheers ]
Mine still makes people think of Eddie Murphy - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Mine still makes people think of Eddie Murphy
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I look for roles that stretch me and are different, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I look for roles that stretch me and are different,
And I mean, like, the same one every fucking time. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
And I mean, like, the same one every fucking time.
I did a big action movie called "The Incredible Hulk." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
I did a big action movie called "The Incredible Hulk.&q...
I thought maybe we should try to make one Marvel movie - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I thought maybe we should try to make one Marvel movie
The last thing Bruce Willis would demand is a better script. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
The last thing Bruce Willis would demand is a better script.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Laughter ]
It's a half a page long. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
It's a half a page long.
You could learn your lines in the car on the way to the set. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You could learn your lines in the car on the way to the set.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Laughter ]
I have to start going for scripts - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I have to start going for scripts