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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You got to workwith Paul Newman, and all I got wasmy skinhead poster in the bathrooms of...

You got to work
with Paul Newman, and all I got was
my skinhead poster in the bathrooms of the gay
clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard

Full Transcript

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You got to work with Paul Newman,
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and all I got was my skinhead poster
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in the bathrooms of the gay clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:58
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Laughter ]
I think I have to accept I will never be - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
I think I have to accept I will never be
No matter how good I am, no matter how committed, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
No matter how good I am, no matter how committed,
There is nobody else like you, damn it. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
There is nobody else like you, damn it.
Nobody. Um, joking aside... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Nobody. Um, joking aside...
I was doing a play many years ago in New York, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
I was doing a play many years ago in New York,
And there was a letter in my apartment building - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
And there was a letter in my apartment building
And I read it, and it was one of the most thoughtful, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
And I read it, and it was one of the most thoughtful,
And it was signed "Bruce Willis." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
And it was signed "Bruce Willis."
I said, "Did you really write me this letter?" - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:23
I said, "Did you really write me this letter?"
And many years later, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
And many years later,
And he said, "I told ya, if you ever need me, I'm in." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
And he said, "I told ya, if you ever need me, I'm ...
Uh, and I'm really deeply grateful for that. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Uh, and I'm really deeply grateful for that.
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
[ Laughter, cheers and applause ]
You wouldn't know the difference, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
You wouldn't know the difference,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
...and Dom Irrera, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
...and Dom Irrera,
Sorry, I just have to say, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
Sorry, I just have to say,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:11
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]