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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You never wonan Academy Award, and if you were gonna win one,you would've won it by now

You never won
an Academy Award, and if you were gonna win one,
you would've won it by now

Full Transcript

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You never won an Academy Award,
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and if you were gonna win one, you would've won it by now.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:50
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
Are you my nigga? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Are you my nigga?
Now, the night of the roast, you may feel a sting. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Now, the night of the roast, you may feel a sting.
That's pride fuckin' with ya. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
That's pride fuckin' with ya.
You never had any pride, so why start now? - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You never had any pride, so why start now?
'Cause a year from now, when you kickin' it in the Caribbean, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:14
'Cause a year from now, when you kickin' it in the...
When they hit me with those jokes... - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
When they hit me with those jokes...
It's time to get medieval on your ass. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
It's time to get medieval on your ass.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
And welcome to the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis! - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
And welcome to the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis!
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
[ Cheers and applause ]
His father was a huge Bruce Willis fan, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
His father was a huge Bruce Willis fan,
He can play anything from an asshole cop - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
He can play anything from an asshole cop
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
Uh, she's used to working with unwanted leftovers. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Uh, she's used to working with unwanted leftovers.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Cheers and applause ]