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Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis

You've accomplishedso much, buddy, but I think it will always beyour blockbuster...

You've accomplished
so much, buddy, but I think it will always be
your blockbuster "Armageddon" that serves as the greatest
metaphor for your career, because in the end,
you got destroyed by The Rock

Full Transcript

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You've accomplished so much, buddy,
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but I think it will always be your blockbuster "Armageddon"
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that serves as the greatest metaphor for your career,
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because in the end, you got destroyed by The Rock.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:07
Uploaded
Jun 26, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Central

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Movie Summary

Traditional comedy 'roast' where celebrities, comics and friends poke fun at actor Bruce Willis.
Us Jersey boys are raised to have thick skin, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:21
Us Jersey boys are raised to have thick skin,
Jeff Ross just fucking destroyed. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Jeff Ross just fucking destroyed.
Coming up, Bruce Willis with a vengeance. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:04
Coming up, Bruce Willis with a vengeance.
Apparently, they're gonna let people drink. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Apparently, they're gonna let people drink.
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
[ Cheers and applause ]
He's the man of the hour, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
He's the man of the hour,
♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪ - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:22
♪ If you don't respect yourself ♪
We'll get together and have a few laughs. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
We'll get together and have a few laughs.
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
If you're fan of Bruce Willis movies,
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:09
I get the shit beat out of me for about an hour and a half,
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
You know, in my action movies, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:10
You know, in my action movies,
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough, - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:15
Joe, I took you under my wing, tried to make you tough,
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper." - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
Joseph played a younger me in "Looper."
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:08
[ Laughter ]
You'll never get successful doing the same thing - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:06
You'll never get successful doing the same thing
[ Laughter ] - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:07
[ Laughter ]
"Fight Club" was the perfect movie for you. - Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis 00:05
"Fight Club" was the perfect movie for you.