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Seth MacFarlane: He is one of the most controversial and reviled figures in human history. His march to infamy began by storming the beaches with a blonde-haired blue-eyed army of brainless followers. At the peak of his powers, thousands of Germans gathered to listen to him stand before a microphone and spew his hateful insane croakings. But soon he was bombed, tanked, and hammered, and as he lay on the floor of his bunker eating his last meal, he vowed that one day, he would rise again... then fall again... and then throw up and rise again. Tonight, he returns to face his accusers, to pull out his dick at the after-party and to finally complete his master plan: to invade Pam Anderson. Ladies and gentlemen, stand and salute the next ruler of the world, David Hasselhoff!
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He is one of the most controversial
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And reviled figures in human history
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His March to infamy began by storming the beaches
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With a blond haired blue eyed army of brainless followers
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At the peak of his powers thousands of germans
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Gathered to listen to him stand before a microphone
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And spew his hateful insane croakings
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But soon he was bombed tanked and hammered
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And as he lay on the floor of his bunker
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Eating his last meal
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He vowed that one day he would rise again
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Then fall again
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And then throw up and then rise again
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laughter
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Tonight he returns to face his accusers
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To pull out his dick at the after party
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And to finally complete his master plan
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To invade pam anderson
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Ladies and gentlemen stand and salute
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The next ruler of the world david hasselhoff
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Movie Summary
Time to hassle the Hoff at the rudest, raunchiest television event of the year--The Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff. From running in slo-mo on the beach to inspiring Germany with the power of cheesy pop--it's almost too e...
