You're a now person. True. Yeah, see, I'm a 5-minutes-from-now person. Because 5 minutes...

Dell:
You're a now person.
Kimberly:
True.
Dell:
Yeah, see, I'm a 5-minutes-from-now person. Because 5 minutes from now, a gust of wind could come in and blow H1N1 in everyone's eyes.
Kimberly:
Right. Except that's highly unlikely.
Dell:
Or 5 minutes from now, an earthquake could erupt and swallow us all whole.
Kimberly:
Right. Except that... No, shit, that could actually happen.
Dell:
Yeah. The point is I'm way too anxious about what could happen 5 minutes from now to be content with now. Can't do it.
Kimberly:
What if something good happens 5 minutes from now? Can't that happen?
Dell:
No.
Kimberly:
What did you think was gonna happen 5 minutes before you met me?
Dell:
I'm just really paranoid I'm gonna miss it. I miss things a lot.
Kimberly:
I don't care if I miss it because...
Dell:
You're a now person. Got it. So another weird thing. I don't mind your pessimism as much as I usually mind pessimism.
Kimberly:
That's great. I hate people who think I'm too negative.
Kimberly:
Also, I like your hat.
Dell:
Yeah, I'm probably gonna fall in love with you.
Kimberly:
Wow.

Transcript:
You're a now person. - True. - Yeah. See, I'm a five-minutes-from-now person, because five minutes from now, a gust of wind could come and blow H1 N1 in everyone's eyes. Right. Except that's highly unlikely. Or five minutes from now, an earthquake could erupt and swallow us all whole. Right. Except that... Shit. That could actually happen. Yeah - the point is I'm way too anxious about what could happen five minutes from now to be content with now. Can't do it. What if something good happens five minutes from now? - Can't that happen? - No. What did you think was gonna happen five minutes before you met me? Just really paranoid I'm gonna miss it. I miss things a lot. I don't care if I miss it because... You're a now person. Got it. So, another weird thing - I don't mind your pessimism as much as I usually mind pessimism. That's great. I hate people who think I'm too negative. Also, I like your hat. Yeah, I'm probably gonna fall in love with you. Wow. That's it? What were you hoping for? "I'm going to fall in love with you too?" No, but... Well, yeah. So all that stuff about not believing in relationships... That's just a pick-up line. Do we have a deal, then? 'Cause you said you believe in love. I don't. So let's put it to the test - date each other, me and you, in a relationship. Let's do it. Why the hell am I shaking your hand? I should be scared to death of who you are as a person. Instead, I'm scared to death of weddings - death, literally. I'd probably have a coronary right as I was walking up the aisle. Oh, God. Please invite me to your wedding. I'd love to see that. Well, that's morbid and telling. Yeah, well, if snuff films were readily available, I'd probably watch 'em - not gonna lie. - Is that a deal-breaker for you? - No. Because for some reason, I still happen to be in love with you. No, it's because you didn't think you'd be the one marrying me. Wait. You don't smoke weed. What are you doing? Don't do that. So do you still love me? I tell you all the time. If you died right now, I'd visit your grave every single day.

Clip duration: 168 seconds
Views: 163
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Set in a parallel universe, Comet bounces back and forth over the course of an unlikely but perfectly paired couple's six-year relationship.