Do you know why Americans don't have hemorrhoids? Because all the assholes live in...
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[as John is chopping wood with his katana, Hopkins appears behind him]
Leeroy Hopkins: Do you know why Americans don't have hemorrhoids? Because all the assholes live in Canada!
John Hunter: [drops katana] Hopkins, you old sack of shit!
[they arm wrestle in mid-air during a handshake. John notices Hawkins' cybernetic right hand]
John Hunter: Did they give you bionic balls too?
Leeroy Hopkins: You know I already have balls of steel
Leeroy Hopkins: Do you know why Americans don't have hemorrhoids? Because all the assholes live in Canada!
John Hunter: [drops katana] Hopkins, you old sack of shit!
[they arm wrestle in mid-air during a handshake. John notices Hawkins' cybernetic right hand]
John Hunter: Did they give you bionic balls too?
Leeroy Hopkins: You know I already have balls of steel
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Do you know why Americans don't have hemorrhoids
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Because all the assholes live in Canada
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Hopkins You old sack of shit
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Did they give you bionic balls too
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You know I've already got balls of steel
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Movie Summary
John Hunter is Vietnam Green Beret Veteran, Half Commando, Half Ninja, whose daughter has been abducted by a secret Ninja Organization, led by a Central-American dictator, who wants to create a new-world order - through time.
