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Commando Ninja

Hey! Do you know why your ancestors roamed the desert for 40 years? Because some asshole...

[Hopkins notices the Star of David ring on Colonel Kinsky's finger as he takes the briefcase before Kinsky walks away]
Leeroy Hopkins: Hey! Do you know why your ancestors roamed the desert for 40 years? Because some asshole lost a coin!

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Do you know why your ancestors roamed the desert for 40 years
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Because an asshole lost a coin
Duration
10 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:49
Uploaded
Jun 21, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

John Hunter is Vietnam Green Beret Veteran, Half Commando, Half Ninja, whose daughter has been abducted by a secret Ninja Organization, led by a Central-American dictator, who wants to create a new-world order - through time.
Greetings from Smith and Wesson - Commando Ninja 00:03
Greetings from Smith and Wesson
Fuck if I'd known I was going to die today I would have got laid - Commando Ninja 00:31
Fuck if I'd known I was going to die today I would have...
Hold on Hopkins it's gonna be OK! Hold on! - Commando Ninja 00:04
Hold on Hopkins it's gonna be OK! Hold on!
Colonel, the American is here, the American is in Val Verde - Commando Ninja 00:07
Colonel, the American is here, the American is in Val Verde
Don't worry - Commando Ninja 00:05
Don't worry
It will have cost you an arm - Commando Ninja 00:07
It will have cost you an arm
Sargent Kowalsky was part of my experiments when I was working for the Soviet Union... - Commando Ninja 00:06
Sargent Kowalsky was part of my experiments when I was worki...
Like your friend... "Snow White". - Commando Ninja 00:05
Like your friend... "Snow White".
Unfortunately, he didn't survive - Commando Ninja 00:08
Unfortunately, he didn't survive
If only that... goddamn Colonel Yin didn't let you go... - Commando Ninja 00:05
If only that... goddamn Colonel Yin didn't let you go.....
John, you are known to be the best warrior in the world, and I need you, - Commando Ninja 00:12
John, you are known to be the best warrior in the world, and...
His brain has been replaced by a powerful 4Mhz microprocessor, to make him - Commando Ninja 00:09
His brain has been replaced by a powerful 4Mhz microprocesso...
[Kowalsky it's over!] - Commando Ninja 00:05
[Kowalsky it's over!]
[Let her go] - Commando Ninja 00:07
[Let her go]
As says the Ninja Code, - Commando Ninja 00:05
As says the Ninja Code,
A true ninja knows how to master the 4 elements, - Commando Ninja 00:10
A true ninja knows how to master the 4 elements,
Only a Commando Ninja, can kill another Commando Ninja! - Commando Ninja 00:06
Only a Commando Ninja, can kill another Commando Ninja!
But Sense.I., did you train any other Commando Ninja before me? - Commando Ninja 00:04
But Sense.I., did you train any other Commando Ninja before ...
I've had another disciple before you, - Commando Ninja 00:08
I've had another disciple before you,
But that person strayed from the path - Commando Ninja 00:06
But that person strayed from the path