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Fuck if I'd known I was going to die today I would have got laid

Fuck! If I knew I was gonna die today, I would've gotten laid! Stop the bullshit,...

Commando Ninja • 2018

[after Hopkins is stabbed in the back by the Red Ninja]
Leeroy Hopkins: [groaning] Fuck! If I knew I was gonna die today, I would've gotten laid!
John Hunter: Stop the bullshit, Hopkins! You're gonna make it! Hold on!
Leeroy Hopkins: You know, there's something I never told you, John.
[groaning]
Leeroy Hopkins: You know all that racist bullshit?
[groaning]
Leeroy Hopkins: My old man... he died in a concentration camp.
John Hunter: Shit, Hopkins. I didn't know that.
Leeroy Hopkins: [laughing] He fell from the guard tower!
[they both laugh until Hopkins loses his breath]

Full Transcript

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Fuck if I'd known I was going to die today I would have got laid

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Hold on Hopkins it's gonna be OK Hold on

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You know there is something I never told you John

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You know all that racist bullshit

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My old man

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He died in a concentration camp

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Shit Hopkins I didn't know

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He fell from the guard tower

Duration

31 seconds

Views

54

Timestamp in Movie

00:21:58

Uploaded

Jun 21, 2025

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Movie Summary

John Hunter is Vietnam Green Beret Veteran, Half Commando, Half Ninja, whose daughter has been abducted by a secret Ninja Organization, led by a Central-American dictator, who wants to create a new-world order - through time.