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Comrade Detective

Parody comedy designed to resemble a non-existent gritty 1980's Cold War Romanian police show that promoted Communist ideals. The action-packed and blood-soaked first season finds Detectives Gregor Anghel and Joseph Baciu investig...

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Genre

action, comedy, crime

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Filmcompany Russkoe

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

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And we'd like to welcome
you to our screening - Comrade Detective

And we'd like to welcome you to our screening

Now, uh, Channing, can we take a moment - Comrade Detective

Now, uh, Channing, can we take a moment

Oh, when I was doing my
documentary on Stanley Kubrick. - Comrade Detective

Oh, when I was doing my documentary on Stanley Kubrick.

I actually found a copy
of Comrade Detective - Comrade Detective

I actually found a copy of Comrade Detective

Similar to American propaganda films - Comrade Detective

Similar to American propaganda films

It is in Romania that
I found opportunity. - Comrade Detective

It is in Romania that I found opportunity.

There's one mention of Comrade Detective - Comrade Detective

There's one mention of Comrade Detective

That is why, when we travel - Comrade Detective

That is why, when we travel

He wrote, "We watched episode three - Comrade Detective

He wrote, "We watched episode three

I damaged my left, uh, - Comrade Detective

I damaged my left, uh,

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But with the fall of
the Berlin Wall in 1989, - Comrade Detective

But with the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989,

And we also must remember we
are not in Bucharest anymore. - Comrade Detective

And we also must remember we are not in Bucharest anymore.

I'm surprised that you didn't leave it - Comrade Detective

I'm surprised that you didn't leave it

We are in a very, very dangerous land. - Comrade Detective

We are in a very, very dangerous land.

I had the exact same
question, but the producers - Comrade Detective

I had the exact same question, but the producers

A land in which the deepest recesses - Comrade Detective

A land in which the deepest recesses

After a two-decade journey
spanning four continents, - Comrade Detective

After a two-decade journey spanning four continents,

STAN: I pledge allegiance to the flag - Comrade Detective

STAN: I pledge allegiance to the flag

The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. - Comrade Detective

The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.

A land called New York City. - Comrade Detective

A land called New York City.

And to the Republic,
for which it stands, - Comrade Detective

And to the Republic, for which it stands,

It's what I... it's what
I do to make money and... - Comrade Detective

It's what I... it's what I do to make money and...

Indivisible, with liberty
and justice for all. - Comrade Detective

Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

I hate to be the one to,
like, break this to you, - Comrade Detective

I hate to be the one to, like, break this to you,

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Comrade Detective

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

I am incredibly proud to bring
you this truly special show - Comrade Detective

I am incredibly proud to bring you this truly special show

Joseph, Nikita, while we are here, - Comrade Detective

Joseph, Nikita, while we are here,

Put your hands on your
head, turn around, slowly. - Comrade Detective

Put your hands on your head, turn around, slowly.

You're... you're serious?
No one's reading." - Comrade Detective

You're... you're serious? No one's reading.&q...

If you need anything, just bang
on the wall, and I will come. - Comrade Detective

If you need anything, just bang on the wall, and I will come...

- of Comrade Detective.
- Of Comrade Detective. - Comrade Detective

- of Comrade Detective. - Of Comrade Detective.

Our Father who art in heaven, - Comrade Detective

Our Father who art in heaven,

(ELEVATOR DOORS RUMBLE OPEN) - Comrade Detective

(ELEVATOR DOORS RUMBLE OPEN)

Should you leave, - Comrade Detective

Should you leave,

Give us this day our daily bread - Comrade Detective

Give us this day our daily bread

- Put it down!
- ... as we forgive those - Comrade Detective

- Put it down! - ... as we forgive those

Now get some rest, - Comrade Detective

Now get some rest,

Yeah. My morning jerk-off
session got cut short - Comrade Detective

Yeah. My morning jerk-off session got cut short

You do it on the streets. - Comrade Detective

You do it on the streets.

- Mama.
- (GASPS) - Comrade Detective

- Mama. - (GASPS)

(DOOR OPENS) - Comrade Detective

Stan, what part of "I got
to shit" don't you get? - Comrade Detective

Stan, what part of "I got to shit" don't you ...

You do it with your fists. - Comrade Detective

You do it with your fists.

(GRUNTING) - Comrade Detective

Mm, do you mean, "What are we doing?" - Comrade Detective

Mm, do you mean, "What are we doing?"

You were crying. - Comrade Detective

You were crying.

It's all your fault
for informing on Papa. - Comrade Detective

It's all your fault for informing on Papa.

(JOSEPH EXHALES) - Comrade Detective

(JOSEPH EXHALES)

Whatever. I'm going to the second floor - Comrade Detective

Whatever. I'm going to the second floor

♪ And I hold them like a jewel ♪ - Comrade Detective

♪ And I hold them like a jewel ♪

- Coming?
- (DOOR OPENS) - Comrade Detective

- Coming? - (DOOR OPENS)

Well, honey, if we stay
here until you've seen - Comrade Detective

Well, honey, if we stay here until you've seen

(INDISTINCT CHATTER, BABY CRYING) - Comrade Detective

(INDISTINCT CHATTER, BABY CRYING)

VENDOR: Pretzels! Get
your hot, hot pretzels! - Comrade Detective

VENDOR: Pretzels! Get your hot, hot pretzels!

Come... come have a
drink with me, partner. - Comrade Detective

Come... come have a drink with me, partner.

- MAN: Hey.
- Oh, man. - Comrade Detective

- MAN: Hey. - Oh, man.

(MAN WHOOPS) - Comrade Detective

Wait, wait, wait, wait. (GROANS) - Comrade Detective

Wait, wait, wait, wait. (GROANS)

Come on. Come on. Whoa. - Comrade Detective

Come on. Come on. Whoa.

Now, come on, goat fucker, have a drink. - Comrade Detective

Now, come on, goat fucker, have a drink.

(CHEERS) - Comrade Detective

Where is Nikita? - Comrade Detective

Where is Nikita?

(SNIFFS) - Comrade Detective

(WOMAN LAUGHING) - Comrade Detective

(WOMAN LAUGHING)

Come on! - Comrade Detective

(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) - Comrade Detective

(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

(DRAGOS GRUNTING) - Comrade Detective

(DRAGOS GRUNTING)

(TIRES SCREECHING) - Comrade Detective

(TIRES SCREECHING)

Captain Covaci officially
reopened Nikita's case. - Comrade Detective

Captain Covaci officially reopened Nikita's case.

- WOMAN: You owe me money, you asshole.
- MAN 2: My AIDS! - Comrade Detective

- WOMAN: You owe me money, you asshole. - MAN 2: My AIDS!

We have a chance to bring
the killer to justice, - Comrade Detective

We have a chance to bring the killer to justice,

- (WOMAN SCREAMING)
- Get your hands off me. - Comrade Detective

- (WOMAN SCREAMING) - Get your hands off me.

My informant set it up. - Comrade Detective

My informant set it up.

(CHUCKLES) - Comrade Detective

But he can live on in our good deeds. - Comrade Detective

But he can live on in our good deeds.

Welcome to America, you little pinkos. - Comrade Detective

Welcome to America, you little pinkos.

I mean, it was great, - Comrade Detective

I mean, it was great,

Keep this to yourself, but, uh... - Comrade Detective

Keep this to yourself, but, uh...

Yeah, we're a Communist state, - Comrade Detective

Yeah, we're a Communist state,

If my informant's telling the truth, - Comrade Detective

If my informant's telling the truth,

"To each according to his ability, - Comrade Detective

"To each according to his ability,

- Inside.
- If they outlawed homework. - Comrade Detective

- Inside. - If they outlawed homework.

(WHISTLES) - Comrade Detective

- Why?
- I said now! Run! - Comrade Detective

- Why? - I said now! Run!

The moment Gregor gets in, tell
him to meet me at Constantin's. - Comrade Detective

The moment Gregor gets in, tell him to meet me at Constantin...

In the name of the Father and the Son - Comrade Detective

In the name of the Father and the Son

COVACI: I know what you two are up to, - Comrade Detective

COVACI: I know what you two are up to,

It has been one week
since my last confession. - Comrade Detective

It has been one week since my last confession.

Do you accept Jesus
Christ as your savior? - Comrade Detective

Do you accept Jesus Christ as your savior?

Comrade Detective poster

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Parody comedy designed to resemble a non-existent gritty 1980's Cold War Romanian police show that promoted Communist ideals. The action-packed and blood-soaked first season finds Detectives Gregor Anghel and Joseph Baciu investig...

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Brian Gatewood, Alessandro Tanaka

Production: Filmcompany Russkoe

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.2

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Released: 04 Aug 2017

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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