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Comrade Detective

Parody comedy designed to resemble a non-existent gritty 1980's Cold War Romanian police show that promoted Communist ideals. The action-packed and blood-soaked first season finds Detectives Gregor Anghel and Joseph Baciu investig...

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N/A

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action, comedy, crime

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Filmcompany Russkoe

Awards

1 win & 3 nominations total

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Um, Captain, I'd like to
inform on a fellow officer. - Comrade Detective

Um, Captain, I'd like to inform on a fellow officer.

snoring - Comrade Detective

Good. Now say five Our
Fathers and two Hail Marys. - Comrade Detective

Good. Now say five Our Fathers and two Hail Marys.

I'm serious, you two. Stand-down. - Comrade Detective

I'm serious, you two. Stand-down.

I will build you a
church so big and awesome - Comrade Detective

I will build you a church so big and awesome

(SIGHS) - Comrade Detective

Then Romania will know
the true power of the Lord. - Comrade Detective

Then Romania will know the true power of the Lord.

You are a broken vessel, - Comrade Detective

You are a broken vessel,

We're the good guys, remember? - Comrade Detective

We're the good guys, remember?

- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (WHOOPS, LAUGHS) - Comrade Detective

- (ENGINE REVVING) - (WHOOPS, LAUGHS)

Gregor, if you want to help Joseph, - Comrade Detective

Gregor, if you want to help Joseph,

This case is a maze. - Comrade Detective

This case is a maze.

There's a dead end at every turn. - Comrade Detective

There's a dead end at every turn.

(STOMACH GROWLING) - Comrade Detective

(STOMACH GROWLING)

(GREGOR SIGHS) - Comrade Detective

When Joseph is handling
a difficult case, - Comrade Detective

When Joseph is handling a difficult case,

I mean, yeah, I appreciate that,
but the elements involved here - Comrade Detective

I mean, yeah, I appreciate that, but the elements involved h...

Eh, he paid his rent on time,
he wasn't loud, kept to himself. - Comrade Detective

Eh, he paid his rent on time, he wasn't loud, kept to h...

Excuse me, Gregor, - Comrade Detective

Excuse me, Gregor,

Big surprise... another
day of not doing shit. - Comrade Detective

Big surprise... another day of not doing shit.

Sometimes I wish we did
live in a capitalist state - Comrade Detective

Sometimes I wish we did live in a capitalist state

What kind of freak lives like this? - Comrade Detective

What kind of freak lives like this?

Lucky for you, Dragos, - Comrade Detective

Lucky for you, Dragos,

And there's a chance that in
a day or two, I may be a widow. - Comrade Detective

And there's a chance that in a day or two, I may be a w...

I mean, look at this shit. - Comrade Detective

I mean, look at this shit.

(STEFAN AND GREGOR LAUGH) - Comrade Detective

(STEFAN AND GREGOR LAUGH)

Mihai Viteazul is on TV tonight, - Comrade Detective

Mihai Viteazul is on TV tonight,

So trust me, I think I can handle it. - Comrade Detective

So trust me, I think I can handle it.

Bibles. In English. - Comrade Detective

Bibles. In English.

Let's start canvassing the
North End for that missing girl, - Comrade Detective

Let's start canvassing the North End for that missing g...

(INHALES, EXHALES) - Comrade Detective

(INHALES, EXHALES)

I think we got some religious
nut who's smuggling in Bibles. - Comrade Detective

I think we got some religious nut who's smuggling in Bi...

You're not gonna believe
this, but I got to shit again. - Comrade Detective

You're not gonna believe this, but I got to shit again.

When he got caught, he killed
himself to avoid jail time. - Comrade Detective

When he got caught, he killed himself to avoid jail time.

You stay here and feel better, okay? - Comrade Detective

You stay here and feel better, okay?

We think he's smuggling
in Western paraphernalia, - Comrade Detective

We think he's smuggling in Western paraphernalia,

Open and shut. Hmm. - Comrade Detective

Open and shut. Hmm.

(INHALES) - Comrade Detective

In fact, we, we don't know anything. - Comrade Detective

In fact, we, we don't know anything.

And has an ideological agenda. - Comrade Detective

And has an ideological agenda.

Did you know that Joseph and
Nikita had traveled to the West? - Comrade Detective

Did you know that Joseph and Nikita had traveled to the West...

GREGOR: First of all, - Comrade Detective

GREGOR: First of all,

Up against the car. - Comrade Detective

Up against the car.

You're bringing drugs into this country, - Comrade Detective

You're bringing drugs into this country,

(INHALES, EXHALES) - Comrade Detective

(INHALES, EXHALES)

Third of all, fuck your mother. - Comrade Detective

Third of all, fuck your mother.

I already told you
to go fuck your mother - Comrade Detective

I already told you to go fuck your mother

The CIA imports drugs - Comrade Detective

The CIA imports drugs

All right, well, - Comrade Detective

All right, well,

GREGOR: I can only imagine what he saw. - Comrade Detective

GREGOR: I can only imagine what he saw.

Great, here come these
two fucking assholes. - Comrade Detective

Great, here come these two fucking assholes.

Learn about the West, Gregor. - Comrade Detective

Learn about the West, Gregor.

We want money. (GRUNTS) - Comrade Detective

We want money. (GRUNTS)

(CHUCKLES) - Comrade Detective

Find out what terrified Joseph so much. - Comrade Detective

Find out what terrified Joseph so much.

Perhaps it will bring you a step
closer to finding the killer. - Comrade Detective

Perhaps it will bring you a step closer to finding the kille...

The report said he has a stash
of English-language Bibles. - Comrade Detective

The report said he has a stash of English-language Bibles.

Well, in case you
forgot, Nikita was killed - Comrade Detective

Well, in case you forgot, Nikita was killed

Yeah, some loner sneaking
in Bibles eventually - Comrade Detective

Yeah, some loner sneaking in Bibles eventually

- He's just a capitalist punk.
- (LAUGHING) - Comrade Detective

- He's just a capitalist punk. - (LAUGHING)

This, this is disgusting. - Comrade Detective

This, this is disgusting.

(GUNSHOT) - Comrade Detective

(DOG GROWLING, SCREAMING) - Comrade Detective

(DOG GROWLING, SCREAMING)

- Get the briefcase.
- (GUNSHOT) - Comrade Detective

- Get the briefcase. - (GUNSHOT)

Someone doesn't want us
to solve Nikita's case. - Comrade Detective

Someone doesn't want us to solve Nikita's case.

NIXON: I have earned
everything I've got. - Comrade Detective

NIXON: I have earned everything I've got.

(GUNSHOT) - Comrade Detective

See, I showed her a
picture of your ugly face - Comrade Detective

See, I showed her a picture of your ugly face

- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (GRUNTS) - Comrade Detective

- (TIRES SCREECHING) - (GRUNTS)

(BOTH GRUNTING) - Comrade Detective

(BOTH GRUNTING)

And when you're gone,
maybe I'll pay a visit - Comrade Detective

And when you're gone, maybe I'll pay a visit

(PANTING) - Comrade Detective

Your kids are gonna need
a man they can look up to - Comrade Detective

Your kids are gonna need a man they can look up to

♪ Are you ready for the pony girls? ♪ - Comrade Detective

♪ Are you ready for the pony girls? ♪

DRAGOS: We're not just gonna
get youfor killing the girl! - Comrade Detective

DRAGOS: We're not just gonna get youfor killing the gir...

♪ Are you ready for the lonely girls? ♪ - Comrade Detective

♪ Are you ready for the lonely girls? ♪

You and your partner are
gonna die in prison, Anghel! - Comrade Detective

You and your partner are gonna die in prison, Anghel!

I was saddened to hear of his passing. - Comrade Detective

I was saddened to hear of his passing.

No? And why's that? - Comrade Detective

No? And why's that?

(PEOPLE SCREAMING) - Comrade Detective

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

MAN: He's coming for you, detectives. - Comrade Detective

MAN: He's coming for you, detectives.

And you don't share his
interest in the Christian occult? - Comrade Detective

And you don't share his interest in the Christian occul...

♪ Are you ready for the best girls? ♪ - Comrade Detective

♪ Are you ready for the best girls? ♪

(LAUGHS) - Comrade Detective

And Marku, he was a troubled boy. - Comrade Detective

And Marku, he was a troubled boy.

He spoke constantly of his faith. - Comrade Detective

He spoke constantly of his faith.

♪ We thank the party from
the bottom of our hearts ♪ - Comrade Detective

♪ We thank the party from the bottom of our hearts ♪

How about a slice of bread? - Comrade Detective

How about a slice of bread?

Mm, I'm glad to see your
nose healed up nicely. - Comrade Detective

Mm, I'm glad to see your nose healed up nicely.

Marku spoke often about
transubstantiation. - Comrade Detective

Marku spoke often about transubstantiation.

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Parody comedy designed to resemble a non-existent gritty 1980's Cold War Romanian police show that promoted Communist ideals. The action-packed and blood-soaked first season finds Detectives Gregor Anghel and Joseph Baciu investig...

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Director: N/A

Writer: Brian Gatewood, Alessandro Tanaka

Production: Filmcompany Russkoe

Genre: action, comedy, crime

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.2

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Released: 04 Aug 2017

Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations total

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