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Hey he brought a gun on the planeif I knew the way you guys run things I would've told him bring a fuckin' uzi on board
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Con Air

If I knew the way you guys run things I would have told him to bring a fuckin' UZI on...

Vince Larkin:
He brought a gun on the plane!Duncan Malloy:If I knew the way you guys run things I would have told him to bring a fuckin' UZI on board!

Full Transcript

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Hey he brought a gun on the plane
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if I knew the way you guys run things I would've told him bring a fuckin' uzi on board
Available in 9 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
614
Timestamp in Movie
00:45:04
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Touchstone Pictures,Jerry Bruckheimer Films

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Movie Summary

Newly paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner transport plane when the passengers seize control.

Actors

John Cusack
Vince Larkin
John Cusack
Colm Meaney
Duncan Malloy
Colm Meaney
Contingency plans for something like this don't existThe situation's never been contemplated Well you better start contemplating'cause this is a situation that needs to get unfucked right now - Con Air 00:13
Contingency plans for something like this don't...
- What do you want to do with him? - Con Air 00:13
- What do you want to do with him?
They're headed southeast toward Arizona. - Con Air 00:06
They're headed southeast toward Arizona.
Where you goin' with my plane CyrusWe're going to Disneyland You're lying CyrusSo are you Vince Oh nothin'Makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the - Con Air 00:16
Where you goin' with my plane CyrusWe're going to...
- Mrs. Poe? - That's right. My name's Grant, U.S. Marshal Service. There's been a slight problem on - Con Air 00:14
- Mrs. Poe? - That's right. My name's Grant, U.S....
Yee-ha! - Con Air 00:35
Yee-ha!
So what was that all about? - Con Air 00:20
So what was that all about?
Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe His wife's on the way here nowU S Ranger highly decoratedDid a little hell raising when he was a kid but nothing seriousExplain to me why any of this mattersFact one We got a plane up there filled with killers rapists and - Con Air 00:38
Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe His wife's on the...
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners 'Dostoevsky said that after doing a little timeFuck you ' Cyrus Grissom said that after putting a bullet in my agent's head Okay - Con Air 00:14
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by...
Goddamn it! - Con Air 00:13
Goddamn it!
Gentlemen, in roughly five hours, we will be flying over the shores of Mexico. - Con Air 00:32
Gentlemen, in roughly five hours, we will be flying over the...
- Yeah? - Cyrus wants you to check out the landing gear. - Con Air 00:09
- Yeah? - Cyrus wants you to check out the landing gear.
Goddamn! - Con Air 00:14
Goddamn!
Hurry up. - Con Air 00:14
Hurry up.
Oh, boy! - Con Air 00:19
Oh, boy!
- You were in the "Q,' right? - Con Air 00:46
- You were in the "Q,' right?
He's a font of misplaced rage. - Con Air 01:02
He's a font of misplaced rage.
What's wrong with himMy first thought would be a lot - Con Air 00:07
What's wrong with himMy first thought would be a lot
Hey, wait. - Con Air 00:14
Hey, wait.
We got a problem here with a corpseYeah it fell out of the skyI don't think he's an astronautThen what's this got to do with meit's got your name written all over it - Con Air 00:15
We got a problem here with a corpseYeah it fell out of the...