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Jailbird One, you are not cleared for takeoff
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Jailbird One, you arenot cleared for takeoff. Hey, nobody on this aircraftgives a flyin'...

Jailbird One, you arenot cleared for takeoff. Hey, nobody on this aircraftgives a flyin' fuck! Get it? "Flyin' fuck!'Thank you. I'm here all week

Full Transcript

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Jailbird One you are not cleared for takeoff
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Hey nobody on this aircraft gives a flyin' fuck
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Get it Flyin' fuck ' Thank you I'm here all week
Available in 9 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:12
Uploaded
Mar 10, 2026
Genres
action, crime, thriller
Production
Touchstone Pictures,Jerry Bruckheimer Films

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Movie Summary

Newly paroled ex-con and former U.S. Ranger Cameron Poe finds himself trapped in a prisoner transport plane when the passengers seize control.
Hey nobody on this aircraft gives a flyin' fuckGet it Flyin' fuck ' Thank you I'm here all week - Con Air 00:09
Hey nobody on this aircraft gives a flyin' fuckGet it...
Hey! Hey, Cochise, it's me! Pinball. I'm sorry. Hey! - Con Air 00:09
Hey! Hey, Cochise, it's me! Pinball. I'm sorry....
Trust me, folks. - Con Air 00:09
Trust me, folks.
Don't they have a way of tracking these planes? - Con Air 00:12
Don't they have a way of tracking these planes?
Are, are you sure it's safe to fly in this? - Con Air 00:27
Are, are you sure it's safe to fly in this?
Hey he brought a gun on the planeif I knew the way you guys run things I would've told him bring a fuckin' uzi on board - Con Air 00:07
Hey he brought a gun on the planeif I knew the way you guys...
Contingency plans for something like this don't existThe situation's never been contemplated Well you better start contemplating'cause this is a situation that needs to get unfucked right now - Con Air 00:13
Contingency plans for something like this don't...
- What do you want to do with him? - Con Air 00:13
- What do you want to do with him?
They're headed southeast toward Arizona. - Con Air 00:06
They're headed southeast toward Arizona.
Where you goin' with my plane CyrusWe're going to Disneyland You're lying CyrusSo are you Vince Oh nothin'Makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the - Con Air 00:16
Where you goin' with my plane CyrusWe're going to...
- Mrs. Poe? - That's right. My name's Grant, U.S. Marshal Service. There's been a slight problem on - Con Air 00:14
- Mrs. Poe? - That's right. My name's Grant, U.S....
Yee-ha! - Con Air 00:35
Yee-ha!
So what was that all about? - Con Air 00:20
So what was that all about?
Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe His wife's on the way here nowU S Ranger highly decoratedDid a little hell raising when he was a kid but nothing seriousExplain to me why any of this mattersFact one We got a plane up there filled with killers rapists and - Con Air 00:38
Here's the jacket on Cameron Poe His wife's on the...
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by observing its prisoners 'Dostoevsky said that after doing a little timeFuck you ' Cyrus Grissom said that after putting a bullet in my agent's head Okay - Con Air 00:14
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by...
Goddamn it! - Con Air 00:13
Goddamn it!
Gentlemen, in roughly five hours, we will be flying over the shores of Mexico. - Con Air 00:32
Gentlemen, in roughly five hours, we will be flying over the...
- Yeah? - Cyrus wants you to check out the landing gear. - Con Air 00:09
- Yeah? - Cyrus wants you to check out the landing gear.
Goddamn! - Con Air 00:14
Goddamn!
Hurry up. - Con Air 00:14
Hurry up.