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Concrete Plans

A motley gang of builders take on a remote farmhouse renovation, only to be ripped off by the aristocratic owner, causing events to spin badly out of control...

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Will Jewell

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crime, thriller

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Your nephew
who's never worked, - Concrete Plans

Your nephew who's never worked,

You're all fucking immigrants
around here, bud. - Concrete Plans

You're all fucking immigrants around here, bud.

Who said,
If you live amongst wolves, - Concrete Plans

Who said, If you live amongst wolves,

Squint.
Could be Sydney, bud. Huh? - Concrete Plans

Squint. Could be Sydney, bud. Huh?

But I'm afraid until then
your financial situation - Concrete Plans

But I'm afraid until then your financial situation

Building work's a money pit.
It's notorious for it. - Concrete Plans

Building work's a money pit. It's notorious for it...

Simon!
Have you seen my keys? - Concrete Plans

Simon! Have you seen my keys?

But you need to know,
there's been rumors... - Concrete Plans

But you need to know, there's been rumors...

I mean, the city
runs on them but um, - Concrete Plans

I mean, the city runs on them but um,

The inheritance trust,
the Caymans, - Concrete Plans

The inheritance trust, the Caymans,

Look, one's a criminal offense, - Concrete Plans

Look, one's a criminal offense,

Inheritance tax
isn't meant to be optional. - Concrete Plans

Inheritance tax isn't meant to be optional.

Darling, I've just been told
this whole renovation thing's - Concrete Plans

Darling, I've just been told this whole renovation thin...

Personally, I...
I think it's fine how it is, - Concrete Plans

Personally, I... I think it's fine how it is,

I'll keep my ears to the ground
and make contingency. - Concrete Plans

I'll keep my ears to the ground and make contingency.

Oh my God, man.
What a shit hole! - Concrete Plans

Oh my God, man. What a shit hole!

Well, it's only for a couple
of weeks, lads. - Concrete Plans

Well, it's only for a couple of weeks, lads.

I've got shit
in some plastic box - Concrete Plans

I've got shit in some plastic box

Now, let's just get the
parameters crystal clear. - Concrete Plans

Now, let's just get the parameters crystal clear.

Three months, or completion
penalties will kick in. - Concrete Plans

Three months, or completion penalties will kick in.

I was gonna come
and bring you all cups of tea - Concrete Plans

I was gonna come and bring you all cups of tea

Up there is our home,
and it's off limits. - Concrete Plans

Up there is our home, and it's off limits.

Look, the mobile signals
a bit in and out - Concrete Plans

Look, the mobile signals a bit in and out

I'll run an extension cable
by the porch, how's that? - Concrete Plans

I'll run an extension cable by the porch, how's th...

Hey? Hello? - Concrete Plans

When I turned around, there was
this fucking security guard - Concrete Plans

When I turned around, there was this fucking security guard

It was FUBAR. - Concrete Plans

You know, when I was your age,
we had all hills like this, - Concrete Plans

You know, when I was your age, we had all hills like this,

Trees, bushes, everything,
coated in shit! - Concrete Plans

Trees, bushes, everything, coated in shit!

Everyone had a cough - Concrete Plans

Everyone had a cough

I always wanted to travel - Concrete Plans

I always wanted to travel

It's been three years for me
away from home. - Concrete Plans

It's been three years for me away from home.

You could be somewhere
a lot worse than this, - Concrete Plans

You could be somewhere a lot worse than this,

Maybe I, maybe I lost my cool
a little earlier, - Concrete Plans

Maybe I, maybe I lost my cool a little earlier,

And if I was a bit abrupt,
well then that's just me. - Concrete Plans

And if I was a bit abrupt, well then that's just me.

Here's to sitting on
the top of the mountains - Concrete Plans

Here's to sitting on the top of the mountains

You have to sling in the keys
to that Merc outside, - Concrete Plans

You have to sling in the keys to that Merc outside,

Well it's a quid small blind,
two quid big blind so... - Concrete Plans

Well it's a quid small blind, two quid big blind so...

Walking down the street
in Helmand, - Concrete Plans

Walking down the street in Helmand,

Well better that than some
of them coming home - Concrete Plans

Well better that than some of them coming home

I'm fucking warning you, - Concrete Plans

I'm fucking warning you,

Oh, that's another fiver. - Concrete Plans

Oh, that's another fiver.

No, my great-great-grandfather
won her from General Evans, - Concrete Plans

No, my great-great-grandfather won her from General Evans,

So, who's got the Queen?
Huh? - Concrete Plans

So, who's got the Queen? Huh?

Well if you want to see
my cards, - Concrete Plans

Well if you want to see my cards,

Sorry, Miss.
Sorry - Concrete Plans

Sorry, Miss. Sorry

I just wanted to ask you, - Concrete Plans

I just wanted to ask you,

Or you're welcome
to go yourself, - Concrete Plans

Or you're welcome to go yourself,

That's complicated.
Thank you anyway. - Concrete Plans

That's complicated. Thank you anyway.

Well It's just that the money
to cash flow, - Concrete Plans

Well It's just that the money to cash flow,

I appreciate that,
but like I said, - Concrete Plans

I appreciate that, but like I said,

The Seagulls
leading 2-1, - Concrete Plans

The Seagulls leading 2-1,

Tea time and tourists - Concrete Plans

Tea time and tourists

The security guard
injured in the armed - Concrete Plans

The security guard injured in the armed

Come on,
me and Jim were listening - Concrete Plans

Come on, me and Jim were listening

- Keep talking, old man.
- Hey, here, I'll tell what, - Concrete Plans

- Keep talking, old man. - Hey, here, I'll tell what,

That's more than
a fucking style, isn't it, - Concrete Plans

That's more than a fucking style, isn't it,

I don't know why Bob
bothered bringing - Concrete Plans

I don't know why Bob bothered bringing

Every time I go to the yard,
I stop here, - Concrete Plans

Every time I go to the yard, I stop here,

Five of use in here
another fucking month, - Concrete Plans

Five of use in here another fucking month,

I promise you big thick
wedges of cash on Tuesday. - Concrete Plans

I promise you big thick wedges of cash on Tuesday.

Okay, Tuesday. - Concrete Plans

So the blonde one appears
incapable of going - Concrete Plans

So the blonde one appears incapable of going

Didn't really figure it to be
an accountant's thing, - Concrete Plans

Didn't really figure it to be an accountant's thin...

He said it was urgent,
something about tax - Concrete Plans

He said it was urgent, something about tax

Sorry, I wan't really listening, - Concrete Plans

Sorry, I wan't really listening,

Um, listen, just quickly,
I've got a bloke with me - Concrete Plans

Um, listen, just quickly, I've got a bloke with me

That's a bit crumpet, mate.
Ooh! - Concrete Plans

That's a bit crumpet, mate. Ooh!

I don't think this country larks
up your street, is it really? - Concrete Plans

I don't think this country larks up your street, is it ...

So, I think it's best
that just the four of us - Concrete Plans

So, I think it's best that just the four of us

Brian Gartside, - Concrete Plans

Brian Gartside,

When you sack a man, Bob, - Concrete Plans

When you sack a man, Bob,

And your letting
Captain Dickface up there - Concrete Plans

And your letting Captain Dickface up there

If you're gonna
bring it in on time, - Concrete Plans

If you're gonna bring it in on time,

I'm gonna pay you,
and I want you gone. - Concrete Plans

I'm gonna pay you, and I want you gone.

Just remember,
if the police come round here, - Concrete Plans

Just remember, if the police come round here,

Simon, I had a call. - Concrete Plans

Simon, I had a call.

The inheritance trust? - Concrete Plans

The inheritance trust?

It seems the FCA's
interpretation of - Concrete Plans

It seems the FCA's interpretation of

They're closing the scheme
down Thursday. - Concrete Plans

They're closing the scheme down Thursday.

Oh! Okay.
Worse case? - Concrete Plans

Oh! Okay. Worse case?

I told you I'd been making
contingency plans. - Concrete Plans

I told you I'd been making contingency plans.

I'll have Amy get her passport
from London. - Concrete Plans

I'll have Amy get her passport from London.

Ooh! - Concrete Plans

You got people right, - Concrete Plans

You got people right,

You only got one asshole,
one pair of feet, - Concrete Plans

You only got one asshole, one pair of feet,

Get a nice little brass,
yeah the works! - Concrete Plans

Get a nice little brass, yeah the works!

Hey, David,
alright, old man river? - Concrete Plans

Hey, David, alright, old man river?

I don't suppose any of your pals
in the old people's home - Concrete Plans

I don't suppose any of your pals in the old people'...

Rain's coming in so let's shift
to lining the barn, yeah? - Concrete Plans

Rain's coming in so let's shift to lining the barn...

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A motley gang of builders take on a remote farmhouse renovation, only to be ripped off by the aristocratic owner, causing events to spin badly out of control...

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Director: Will Jewell

Writer: Will Jewell

Production: N/A

Genre: crime, thriller

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 05 Mar 2021

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