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"Coneheads" quotes

Coneheads poster
Aliens with conical crania crash-land on Earth.

Director: Steve Barron
Writer: Tom Davis, Dan Aykroyd, Bonnie Turner
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $21,274,717
Released: 23 Jul 1993
Awards: 2 nominations
For some reason my life function ceased - Coneheads 00:43 For some reason my life function ceased May I have 55 words with you - Coneheads 00:10 May I have 55 words with you Therefore you will Narfle the garthok - Coneheads 00:06 Therefore you will Narfle the garthok Hi Mr Conehead - Coneheads 00:25 Hi Mr Conehead Your happiness and positive perception of me - Coneheads 00:16 Your happiness and positive perception of me What have you done - Coneheads 00:45 What have you done I've learned much from watching the garthok battle - Coneheads 00:15 I've learned much from watching the garthok battle Because all men are pigs - Coneheads 00:22 Because all men are pigs The blinds of love are lifting - Coneheads 00:28 The blinds of love are lifting You got it - Coneheads 00:15 You got it Let it be written - Coneheads 00:08 Let it be written Beldar you still haven't given me - Coneheads 00:33 Beldar you still haven't given me I will comply What choice do I have - Coneheads 00:12 I will comply What choice do I have How could it take so long to do a simple alignment - Coneheads 00:16 How could it take so long to do a simple alignment You mean Ronnie was behaving - Coneheads 00:12 You mean Ronnie was behaving I was a young cone once - Coneheads 00:30 I was a young cone once Time for midday consumption - Coneheads 00:18 Time for midday consumption That theory has been advanced yes sir - Coneheads 00:24 That theory has been advanced yes sir My mom's the only other woman - Coneheads 00:12 My mom's the only other woman You will come to no harm - Coneheads 00:12 You will come to no harm Yeah my grandfather's from the old country - Coneheads 00:17 Yeah my grandfather's from the old country Hee hee - Coneheads 00:09 Hee hee Perhaps you'll join us - Coneheads 00:23 Perhaps you'll join us Senso rings Where did you get those - Coneheads 00:14 Senso rings Where did you get those Connie I read in a magazine we can talk about anything - Coneheads 00:09 Connie I read in a magazine we can talk about anything But how Our currency stock is insufficient - Coneheads 00:12 But how Our currency stock is insufficient It is good to hone in places - Coneheads 00:14 It is good to hone in places What's with the head - Coneheads 00:17 What's with the head Do not despair prymaat - Coneheads 00:20 Do not despair prymaat Beldar there is something we should discuss - Coneheads 00:24 Beldar there is something we should discuss Greetings earthwoman - Coneheads 00:17 Greetings earthwoman Hey Otto - Coneheads 00:40 Hey Otto Excuse me - Coneheads 00:20 Excuse me Beldar you know what the key to success is - Coneheads 00:21 Beldar you know what the key to success is Greetings my genetomate - Coneheads 00:13 Greetings my genetomate If you're going to live here and have kids - Coneheads 00:18 If you're going to live here and have kids I don't know where you're from - Coneheads 00:06 I don't know where you're from You should be very careful with beldar - Coneheads 00:11 You should be very careful with beldar Hi Mr Conehead - Coneheads 00:22 Hi Mr Conehead I love you mom - Coneheads 00:10 I love you mom Pretty cheap conehead - Coneheads 00:04 Pretty cheap conehead Hello Mr Uh de sicko - Coneheads 00:09 Hello Mr Uh de sicko If you're going to live here and have kids - Coneheads 00:10 If you're going to live here and have kids Time for midday consumption - Coneheads 00:14 Time for midday consumption Once again you have pulled me from the fire - Coneheads 00:07 Once again you have pulled me from the fire The impending cone prepares - Coneheads 00:09 The impending cone prepares I'm suggesting we put these electronic collars - Coneheads 00:30 I'm suggesting we put these electronic collars My bluevarp has broken - Coneheads 00:08 My bluevarp has broken The more you think about it - Coneheads 00:22 The more you think about it What does it feel like to - Coneheads 00:24 What does it feel like to What committees are you on - Coneheads 00:17 What committees are you on Your name is Donald r De cicco got that - Coneheads 00:45 Your name is Donald r De cicco got that Donald r De cicco - Coneheads 00:06 Donald r De cicco Greetings beldar - Coneheads 00:42 Greetings beldar You will survey underlord beldar corhon - Coneheads 00:12 You will survey underlord beldar corhon

Cast

Air Traffic Controller - Robert Knott
Captain Air Traffic - Jonathan Penner
F-16 Pilot - Whip Hubley
Beldar Conehead - Dan Aykroyd
Prymatt Conehead - Jane Curtin