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Beldar Conehead:
If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great
If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great
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for some reason my life function ceased
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What would you do
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I would incinerate your carcass
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in the tradition of obedai the obtuse
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Would you find a new genetomate
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to bring to our goz chamber
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And propagate
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Ah my most precious one I would collapse
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I would draw the shades and live in the dark
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I would never leave my slarpad
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My fluids would coagulate my cone would shrivel
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And I would die miserable and lonely
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The stench would be great
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Movie Summary
Aliens with conical crania crash-land on Earth.
