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"Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" quotes

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind poster
Television made him famous, but his biggest hits happened off screen. Television producer by day, CIA assassin by night, Chuck Barris was recruited by the CIA at the height of his TV career and trained to become a covert operative. Or so Barris said.

Director: George Clooney
Writer: Chuck Barris, Charlie Kaufman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama, romance, thriller
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $16,007,718
Released: 24 Jan 2003
Awards: 7 wins & 12 nominations

34 video clips

Chuck BarrisPennyJim ByrdInstructor JenksChuck Age 8 And 11KeelerSimon OliverPatricia WatsonChuck (age 8)Tuvia (age 8)Casting Executive ManDebbiePretty Woman
I came up with a new game show idea recently - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 I came up with a new game show idea recently You're 32 years old and you've achieved nothing - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:09 You're 32 years old and you've achieved nothing When you're young your potential is infinite - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:29 When you're young your potential is infinite There are several efficient methods for killing a man - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:33 There are several efficient methods for killing a man Think of it as a hobby something you do to relax - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:09 Think of it as a hobby something you do to relax I thought that was you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:32 I thought that was you I don't know what was worse - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:13 I don't know what was worse Is one year in prison - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:36 Is one year in prison Get yourself a Guinness and some Lucky Charms - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:06 Get yourself a Guinness and some Lucky Charms Hey What - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:35 Hey What Very good Chuck - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:10 Very good Chuck What are you Jew - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:17 What are you Jew I'm not killin' people My future's in television - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:05 I'm not killin' people My future's in... You are a bloody amateur - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:14 You are a bloody amateur He's a bad guy - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:32 He's a bad guy Do you want me around or not - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 Do you want me around or not You're kind of cute in a homely sort of way and - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:06 You're kind of cute in a homely sort of way and Don't worry We're not going to cheat you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:08 Don't worry We're not going to cheat you Hey What - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:26 Hey What We've been going about this all wrong - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:17 We've been going about this all wrong To the American Bandstand tapings to keep an eye on Dick Clark - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 To the American Bandstand tapings to keep an eye on Dick... I thought that was you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 I thought that was you My name is Charles Hirsch Barris - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:24 My name is Charles Hirsch Barris You can have a nice little career but you have to grow up - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:06 You can have a nice little career but you have to grow up Now we're a couple Now I'm obliged to give a shit what you say - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:13 Now we're a couple Now I'm obliged to give a shit... The insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:22 The insane asylums are filled with people who think... Killing my first man - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:20 Killing my first man Life was sweet - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:12 Life was sweet Life was sweet - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:12 Life was sweet Ladies and gentlemen this act - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:28 Ladies and gentlemen this act Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself still respects oneself as one who despises - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:16 Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself still respects...

Cast

Self - Dick Clark
Chuck Barris - Sam Rockwell
J. Sweeney - Michelle Sweeney
Penny - Drew Barrymore
Tuvia, Age 8 - Chelsea Ceci
All Cast