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"Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" quotes

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Television made him famous, but his biggest hits happened off screen. Television producer by day, CIA assassin by night, Chuck Barris was recruited by the CIA at the height of his TV career and trained to become a covert operative. Or so Barris said.

Director: George Clooney
Writer: Chuck Barris, Charlie Kaufman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama, romance, thriller
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 67/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $16,007,718
Released: 24 Jan 2003
Awards: 7 wins & 12 nominations

34 Clips

Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself still respects oneself as one who despises - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:16 Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself still respects... Ladies and gentlemen this act - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:28 Ladies and gentlemen this act Life was sweet - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:12 Life was sweet Life was sweet - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:12 Life was sweet Killing my first man - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:20 Killing my first man The insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:22 The insane asylums are filled with people who think they're... Now we're a couple Now I'm obliged to give a shit what you say - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:13 Now we're a couple Now I'm obliged to give a shit what you... You can have a nice little career but you have to grow up - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:06 You can have a nice little career but you have to grow up My name is Charles Hirsch Barris - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:24 My name is Charles Hirsch Barris I thought that was you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 I thought that was you To the American Bandstand tapings to keep an eye on Dick Clark - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 To the American Bandstand tapings to keep an eye on Dick... We've been going about this all wrong - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:17 We've been going about this all wrong Hey What - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:26 Hey What Don't worry We're not going to cheat you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:08 Don't worry We're not going to cheat you You're kind of cute in a homely sort of way and - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:06 You're kind of cute in a homely sort of way and Do you want me around or not - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 Do you want me around or not He's a bad guy - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:32 He's a bad guy You are a bloody amateur - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:14 You are a bloody amateur I'm not killin' people My future's in television - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:05 I'm not killin' people My future's in television What are you Jew - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:17 What are you Jew Very good Chuck - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:10 Very good Chuck Hey What - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:35 Hey What Get yourself a Guinness and some Lucky Charms - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:06 Get yourself a Guinness and some Lucky Charms Is one year in prison - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:36 Is one year in prison I don't know what was worse - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:13 I don't know what was worse I thought that was you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:32 I thought that was you Thank you Thank you - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:09 Thank you Thank you Think of it as a hobby something you do to relax - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:09 Think of it as a hobby something you do to relax There are several efficient methods for killing a man - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:33 There are several efficient methods for killing a man When you're young your potential is infinite - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:29 When you're young your potential is infinite You're 32 years old and you've achieved nothing - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:09 You're 32 years old and you've achieved nothing I came up with a new game show idea recently - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 00:34 I came up with a new game show idea recently I've got important things to think about here - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 04:21 I've got important things to think about here Why don't you do it - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 03:39 Why don't you do it

Cast

Self - Dick Clark
Chuck Barris - Sam Rockwell
J. Sweeney - Michelle Sweeney
Penny - Drew Barrymore
Tuvia, Age 8 - Chelsea Ceci
All Cast