Hi folks. Before we begin taping today, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Peter Jenks of...
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Chuck Barris:
Hi folks. Before we begin taping today, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Peter Jenks of the Federal Communications Commission. Okay?
Peter Jenks:
I don't know if any of you are aware of this, but it's a federal offense to make lascivious remarks on a television network broadcast. The penalty for this disgusting, un-American behavior is one year in prison, or a ten thousand dollar fine. Or both! Anyone making a sick or subversive remark tonight will be arrested immediately. I then will personally escort the offender to federal prison for booking under edict number 364 of the Broadcasting Act of 1963. And it's a long drive to that prison, baby, just you and me. No witnesses.
Chuck Barris:
Okay have fun everybody... alright...
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is one year in prison
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or a 10 000 fine
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or both
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Anyone
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making a sick subversive remark tonight
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will be arrested immediately
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I then will personally escort the offender to federal prison
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for booking under edict number 364
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of the Broadcasting Act of 1963
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And it's a long drive to that prison baby
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 176
Timestamp in movie: 00h 36m 57s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama, romance, thriller
Summary: Television made him famous, but his biggest hits happened off screen. Television producer by day, CIA assassin by night, Chuck Barris was recruited by the CIA at the height of his TV career and trained to become a covert operative. Or so Barris said.
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