Hey, I got an idea. If you aren't so bad... why don't you do it? Why don't you kill the...
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[after Byrd tells Chuck to kill the unknown "mole"]
Chuck Barris:
Hey, I got an idea. If you aren't so bad... why don't you do it? Why don't you kill the mole? You got a problem with killing, Jim?
Jim Byrd:
I just don't fit the profile.
Chuck Barris:
What fucking profile? There is no fucking profile.
Jim Byrd:
Okay, there's no profile.
Chuck Barris:
There's no profile.
Jim Byrd:
Okay. Let's see. Well, you had a twin sister, stillborn, strangled by your umbilical cord. Your first hit, Chuck. Your mother always wanted a daughter. She blamed you for your sister's death. And, so, until your sister Phoebe was born, she raised you as a girl. Oh, and your father the dentist? Not really your father. Your biological father was a man named Edmund James Windsor. A serial killer. A fact your mother didn't know when she had an affair with him in 1930. If you want to look him up, he was also known as the Tarrytown Troll, because he had been described by witnesses as short and ugly. Windsor died in the electrical chair at Ossining in 1939. We believed your self-loathing tendencies coupled with that extra Y chromosome and whatever else you inherited from your father would serve us well. I'm trying to think what more I can tell you, but you have me at a disadvantage here, Barris. I don't have your files in front of me.
Transcript
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Hey What
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Tuvia What
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You want to lick it
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No Why should I
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Well for one thing it tastes like strawberry
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My sister tells me you love strawberries
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Yeah well I hate strawberries
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No I'm serious It tastes exactly like a strawberry lollipop
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I know that's not true
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I bet you it does I bet you it doesn't
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I'll bet you a dollar
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Tuvia
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My first love
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 130
Timestamp in movie: 00h 03m 58s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama, romance, thriller
Summary: Television made him famous, but his biggest hits happened off screen. Television producer by day, CIA assassin by night, Chuck Barris was recruited by the CIA at the height of his TV career and trained to become a covert operative. Or so Barris said.
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00:10 Very good Chuck
00:17 What are you Jew
00:12 Life was sweet
00:05 I'm not killin' people My future's in...
00:14 You are a bloody amateur
00:32 He's a bad guy
00:34 Do you want me around or not
00:06 You're kind of cute in a homely sort of way and
00:08 Don't worry We're not going to cheat you
00:26 Hey What
00:17 We've been going about this all wrong
00:34 To the American Bandstand tapings to keep an eye on Dick...
00:34 I thought that was you
00:24 My name is Charles Hirsch Barris
00:06 You can have a nice little career but you have to grow up
00:28 Ladies and gentlemen this act
00:16 Nietzsche says whoever despises oneself still respects...
00:12 Life was sweet
00:34 I came up with a new game show idea recently
00:09 You're 32 years old and you've achieved nothing