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Confessions of a Window Cleaner

A young and clumsy window cleaner working for his brother-in-law begins to realize that "full service" goes beyond just cleaning windows. Soon, he meets and becomes infatuated with a young female police officer.

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Val Guest

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Timothy Lea

Sidney Noggett

Rosie Noggett

Mrs. Lea

Mr. Lea

Elizabeth Radlett

Inspector Radlett

John Le Mesurier

Mrs. Radlett

Carole

Carole's Father

Mrs. Villiers

Melissa Stribling

Ingrid

First Removal Man

Second Removal Man

Lil Lamour

Christine Donna

Jacqui

Brenda

Elvie

Ronnie

Vicar

Christopher Owen

Waiter

Woman in Cinema

Window Dresser

Store Manager

Elderly Lady

Totti Truman Taylor

Car Driver

Dolly Bird

Reception Manager

Hugo De Vernier

Café Owner

Sunlamp Girl

Carole Augustine

Brenda's Landlord

Returning Husband

Baby Doll

Jeannie Collings

Baby Doll

Baby Doll

Baby Doll

Marilyn Rickard

Second Stripper

Porjai Nicholas

Policeman

Apprentice

Girl in Street

Jennifer Westbrook

Movie Theatre Patron

Lewis Alexander

Naked College Girl

Naked College Girl

Maternity Ward Visitor

Strip Show Audience Member

Strip Show Audience Member

Pub Patron

Cyclist

Naked College Girl

Naked College Girl

Wedding Guest

Wedding Guest

Tennis Player

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[SUE CHEYENNES 'THIS IS
YOUR LIFE, TIIIIIY LEA' PLAYS] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[SUE CHEYENNES 'THIS IS YOUR LIFE, TIIIIIY LEA' PL...

Cor, cop a load of that, eh?
What a knocker factory! - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Cor, cop a load of that, eh? What a knocker factory!

Some of the things you see
are quite an education. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Some of the things you see are quite an education.

[YELLS]
[GLASS BREAKS] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[YELLS] [GLASS BREAKS]

It aii started with a iittie bit
of window undressing. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

It aii started with a iittie bit of window undressing.

I 'vo hoard of your work gelling on lop of
you, but not you gelling on lop of your work! - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

I 'vo hoard of your work gelling on lop of you, but not...

What a diabolical way to start a new career - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

What a diabolical way to start a new career

Hera! - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Relax, Tlmmy.
I won't hlta. Relax! - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Relax, Tlmmy. I won't hlta. Relax!

Ooh!
I: my hand cold? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Ooh! I: my hand cold?

[THUNDER RUMBLES] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[THUNDER RUMBLES]

Coma on, son, get It off.
Hare, coma on. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Coma on, son, get It off. Hare, coma on.

[THUNDER CRASHES] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[THUNDER CRASHES]

Yes, well, I thlnk
I'd better get started. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Yes, well, I thlnk I'd better get started.

I won't joln you. I have
to watch my flgura. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

I won't joln you. I have to watch my flgura.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm
afraid I've made a man. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've made a man.

[BUBBLES POP] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Well, Jacqui had certainly
taught me how to come clean. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Well, Jacqui had certainly taught me how to come clean.

Should he all rlght now.
I, uh-- - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Should he all rlght now. I, uh--

[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I want to
klu thou beautiful breasts. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] I want to klu thou beautiful breasts.

He': getting naughty now. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

He': getting naughty now.

No, no, ha': got to say
hallo to her first. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

No, no, ha': got to say hallo to her first.

MAN:
You upstairs? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

MAN: You upstairs?

Ma leather? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Oh! Tlmmyl - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Tlmmy,
I'm talking to you. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Tlmmy, I'm talking to you.

Hallo. Uh, window cleaner. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hallo. Uh, window cleaner.

NOW lo. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

So I: good.
I: releasing all tension. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

So I: good. I: releasing all tension.

Mos manna - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Oh, It': the coal cellar. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Oh, It': the coal cellar.

You have a “rm young body. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

You have a “rm young body.

[wmsruue] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hallo, ma agaln. Could you pres:
the knob for ma again? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hallo, ma agaln. Could you pres: the knob for ma again?

No, It': not Sld. I'm
Tlmmy, hl: hrothar-In-law. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

No, It': not Sld. I'm Tlmmy, hl: hrothar-In-law.

Cosy llttla pad
you've got hare. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Cosy llttla pad you've got hare.

Oh, God! Sorry about that.
I'll get another one. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Oh, God! Sorry about that. I'll get another one.

Hay, that': tarrlflc.
It': a had. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hay, that': tarrlflc. It': a had.

Do you Ilka talavlslon?
Talavlslon? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Do you Ilka talavlslon? Talavlslon?

No!
Why not? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hey, we're In thelr bed. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hey, we're In thelr bed.

What's the matter? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

What's the matter?

Hay, Fred, how about that
for a nlca place of crumpat, ah? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Hay, Fred, how about that for a nlca place of crumpat, ah?

Tlmmol - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

I'm glad you're all rlght. I was
afraid thara'd been an accident. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

I'm glad you're all rlght. I was afraid thara'...

I can't understand It.
He': such a dependable boy. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

I can't understand It. He': such a dependable boy.

Where's Tlmmy, than?
I was hoping he was hare. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Where's Tlmmy, than? I was hoping he was hare.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

It could only happen to me. I even
get seasick looking at boats! - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

It could only happen to me. I even get seasick looking at bo...

I thought of calling the house, but I might've
got her old man and a coln up me tread. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

I thought of calling the house, but I might've got her ...

Terrific wedding night.
Everyone In bed but the groom. - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Terrific wedding night. Everyone In bed but the groom.

Sld,
behave yourself! - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

Sld, behave yourself!

[YELLING AND SCREAMING] - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

[YELLING AND SCREAMING]

No hard feelings,
than, Tlmmy, ah? - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

No hard feelings, than, Tlmmy, ah?

If you aver want
your window: cleaned... - Confessions of a Window Cleaner

If you aver want your window: cleaned...

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A young and clumsy window cleaner working for his brother-in-law begins to realize that "full service" goes beyond just cleaning windows. Soon, he meets and becomes infatuated with a young female police officer.

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Director: Val Guest

Writer: Christopher Wood, Val Guest

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 1974

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 4.8

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 08 Nov 1974

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