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"Cooties" quotes

Cooties poster
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.

Director: Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion
Writer: Leigh Whannell, Ian Brennan, Josh C. Waller
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, horror
Year: 2014
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $60,058
Released: 18 Sep 2015
Awards: 1 win & 4 nominations

28 video clips

ClintWadeLucyDougRebekkahTamraDinkTracyCalvinMr. HatachiPatriotPatriot's MomRhonda
Nap time motherfuckers - Cooties 00:05 Nap time motherfuckers I'll sneak around the school where there aren't kids - Cooties 00:16 I'll sneak around the school where there aren't... Buddy I don't know what that bitch drinks out of - Cooties 00:26 Buddy I don't know what that bitch drinks out of You carry on with your symphony of death - Cooties 00:13 You carry on with your symphony of death It's just that um you parked so close that I couldn't get out of my car - Cooties 00:41 It's just that um you parked so close that I... Oh look Carnage - Cooties 00:06 Oh look Carnage Nap time motherfuckers - Cooties 00:06 Nap time motherfuckers If I wanna go in the fucking air conditioning duct I'll go - Cooties 00:34 If I wanna go in the fucking air conditioning duct I'll... Circle circle dot dot now you have a cootie shot - Cooties 00:15 Circle circle dot dot now you have a cootie shot I learned all about the brain when I had a 6 spike lodged in my skull as a child - Cooties 00:11 I learned all about the brain when I had a 6 spike lodged in... Could everybody please listen up - Cooties 00:18 Could everybody please listen up In a In a way If you'll follow me you'll see - Cooties 00:06 In a In a way If you'll follow me you'll see I'm going in - Cooties 00:07 I'm going in Get Get out of there - Cooties 00:08 Get Get out of there Maybe we were created by an all knowing God - Cooties 00:29 Maybe we were created by an all knowing God I'm giving you kids an F for fuck you - Cooties 00:07 I'm giving you kids an F for fuck you I blame rap music - Cooties 00:03 I blame rap music Uh Wade have you met Clint - Cooties 00:10 Uh Wade have you met Clint You bit my friend's face - Cooties 00:14 You bit my friend's face Why is sex ed always taught - Cooties 00:06 Why is sex ed always taught Well I'd feel worse - Cooties 00:09 Well I'd feel worse There's still so much I haven't done - Cooties 01:06 There's still so much I haven't done They got cooties What - Cooties 00:06 They got cooties What Now the time for the frog to fuck the caterpillar - Cooties 00:05 Now the time for the frog to fuck the caterpillar I'm sorry Dual real wheel - Cooties 00:25 I'm sorry Dual real wheel It's Clint Hadson Oh my God - Cooties 00:05 It's Clint Hadson Oh my God CLINT Fuck off Wade You fuck off - Cooties 00:04 CLINT Fuck off Wade You fuck off Racer what the hell are you doing to your brother back there now - Cooties 00:12 Racer what the hell are you doing to your brother back there...

Cast

Clint - Elijah Wood
Wade - Rainn Wilson
Lucy - Alison Pill
Tracy - Jack McBrayer
Doug - Leigh Whannell
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