All right, ladies, here's the plan. We get down on that ledge, jump to the ground,...
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Wade:
All right, ladies, here's the plan. We get down on that ledge, jump to the ground, hightail it like linebackers to our cars, boom.
Clint:
I thought you tried to outrun them. You said they were too fast for you.
Wade:
Yeah, but that was before I had a weapon.
Clint:
A violin?
Wade:
Not just a violin. It's an instrument of death. I propose we create a symphony of death. Everyone grab an instrument. Here. You take this
[hands Clint a tambourine]
Wade:
.
Clint:
Oh, yeah, that'll be real effective.
Wade:
I'm offering leadership. What are you offering, besides throwing hot pots of coffee at people, or writing a stupid book no one wants to read about some guy who wants to fuck a boat?
Clint:
It's not about a guy who wants to fuck a boat. It's a book about obsession and possession...
Wade:
He wants to fuck the boat, and you know it.
Clint:
Listen...
Wade:
Listen, little Stevie King...
Clint:
There's an invention called a cell phone that your stupid school confiscated. We need to get to the principal's office, grab our phones and call someone who can help quarantine these kids.
Wade:
We're in a total lockdown in case you haven't noticed. We have been breached and there are little cootie kids right out there in the hallway who willingly will fucking rip your face off with their little teeth...
Clint:
Well, shit...
Wade:
With their little baby teeth, their big teeth haven't even come in yet.
Clint:
You know what, you carry on with your symphony of death. I'll sneak around the school where there aren't any kids.
Wade:
Oh, you sneak around, huh? Sneak around like a little hobbit. No way, I'm taking the fight to them like a fucking orc. And that is the difference between you and me. I don't wanna scurry. I don't wanna scurry around the hallway like a common squirrel.
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I'll sneak around the school where there aren't kids
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Oh you sneak around huh Sneak around like a little hobbit
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I'm taking the fight to them like a fucking orc
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That's the difference between you and me
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I don't wanna scurry I don't scurry like a common squirrel
Clip duration: 16 seconds
Views: 154
Timestamp in movie: 00h 33m 19s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, horror
Summary: A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.
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00:07 I'm giving you kids an F for fuck you
00:26 Buddy I don't know what that bitch drinks out of
00:06 Why is sex ed always taught
00:09 Well I'd feel worse
01:06 There's still so much I haven't done
00:06 Nap time motherfuckers
00:06 They got cooties What
00:05 Now the time for the frog to fuck the caterpillar
00:25 I'm sorry Dual real wheel
00:05 It's Clint Hadson Oh my God
00:04 CLINT Fuck off Wade You fuck off
00:12 Racer what the hell are you doing to your brother back there...
00:13 You carry on with your symphony of death
00:41 It's just that um you parked so close that I...
00:05 Nap time motherfuckers
00:34 If I wanna go in the fucking air conditioning duct I'll...
00:06 Oh look Carnage
00:11 I learned all about the brain when I had a 6 spike lodged in...
00:18 Could everybody please listen up
00:15 Circle circle dot dot now you have a cootie shot