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Rebekkah:
There's still so much I haven't done, like, like I've always wanted to fire an uzi . I don't know. Tracy:
I wanted a bunny. I always wanted a bunny growing up and... never got one. Wade:
You know what I want? I want to know why my brother in law makes ten times what I do. You know what he does for a living? He makes giant foam fingers for football games. Like you tell people you're a teacher and they look at you like oh you must have wanted to do something else and you couldn't get anything going its like fuck you man. I'm raising your kids. I love my job. And teachers deserve respect! Doug:
Yeah. Wade:
And I'm sorry that it took me till today to realize this but... I really actually like you guys. Doug:
I always wanted to have sex with a prostitute who was nonwhite
There's still so much I haven't done, like, like I've always wanted to fire an uzi . I don't know. Tracy:
I wanted a bunny. I always wanted a bunny growing up and... never got one. Wade:
You know what I want? I want to know why my brother in law makes ten times what I do. You know what he does for a living? He makes giant foam fingers for football games. Like you tell people you're a teacher and they look at you like oh you must have wanted to do something else and you couldn't get anything going its like fuck you man. I'm raising your kids. I love my job. And teachers deserve respect! Doug:
Yeah. Wade:
And I'm sorry that it took me till today to realize this but... I really actually like you guys. Doug:
I always wanted to have sex with a prostitute who was nonwhite
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There's still so much I haven't done
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Like Like I've also wanted to fire an Uzi I don't know
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I wanted a bunny
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I always wanted a bunny growing up and never got one
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You know what I want
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I wanna know why my brother in law makes ten times what I do
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You know what he does for a living
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He makes giant foam fingers for football games
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You tell people you're a teacher and they look at you like
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you must've wanted to do something else
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It's like Fuck you man I'm raising your kids
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I love my job
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And teachers deserve respect Yeah
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I'm sorry that it took me until today to realise this
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but I really actually like you guys
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CHUCKLES
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I always wanted to have sex with a prostitute who was non white
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Movie Summary
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.




