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[the Mortuary Attendant answers the phone] Mortuary Attendant:
Hello? Mortuary Attendant:
Hey, sweetie! Dave:
Hi, sweetie! [the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused] Mortuary Attendant:
So, um I was thinking we could go out to dinner tonight. Dave:
Oh, dinner. Where are we going? [the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused again] Mortuary Attendant:
Could you hand on for a sec, hon? Thanks. Mortuary Attendant:
Hello? Dave:
Hello. Mortuary Attendant:
Is this some kind of joke? Dave:
Why? Do you like jokes? Dave:
Knock, Knock. Mortuary Attendant:
Who's there? Dave:
Open. Mortuary Attendant:
Open who? Dave:
Open the fucking bag, bitch! [the Mortuary Attendant opens the body bag and Dave is lying down in the bag pretending to be dead] Dave:
Hi. [the Mortuary Attendant screams and runs away] Dave:
Yes!
Hello? Mortuary Attendant:
Hey, sweetie! Dave:
Hi, sweetie! [the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused] Mortuary Attendant:
So, um I was thinking we could go out to dinner tonight. Dave:
Oh, dinner. Where are we going? [the Mortuary Attendant looks around confused again] Mortuary Attendant:
Could you hand on for a sec, hon? Thanks. Mortuary Attendant:
Hello? Dave:
Hello. Mortuary Attendant:
Is this some kind of joke? Dave:
Why? Do you like jokes? Dave:
Knock, Knock. Mortuary Attendant:
Who's there? Dave:
Open. Mortuary Attendant:
Open who? Dave:
Open the fucking bag, bitch! [the Mortuary Attendant opens the body bag and Dave is lying down in the bag pretending to be dead] Dave:
Hi. [the Mortuary Attendant screams and runs away] Dave:
Yes!
Full Transcript
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Hey sweetie MAN Hi sweetie
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So um
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I was thinking we could go out to dinner MAN Oh dinner Where are we going
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Could you hang on for just a sec hon Thanks
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Hello MAN IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE Hello
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Is this some kind of joke
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MAN IN DEEP VOICE Why Do you like jokes
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Knock knock
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Movie Summary
Jimmy's rare baseball card is robbed. Since it's his only hope to pay for his daughter's upcoming wedding, he recruits his cop partner Paul to track down the robber, a memorabilia-obsessed gangster.
