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I think if I was in the mafia
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I think if I was in the mafia, I would just be the guy who stayed homeand made spaghetti

I think if I was in the mafia, I would just be the guy who stayed home
and made spaghetti

Full Transcript

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- I think if I was in the mafia,
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I would just be the guy
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who stayed home and made spaghetti.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:50
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

A dark, edgy look at life as a Junior-Executive-in-Training at your average, soulless multi-national corporation.
S01 • E02 You lack his bravery, his integrity, - Corporate 00:05
You lack his bravery, his integrity,
S01 • E10 Christmas kinda got ruined for me, - Corporate 00:05
Christmas kinda got ruined for me,
S01 • E06 And if somehow your congregants - Corporate 00:07
And if somehow your congregants
S01 • E03 Okay, nothing can get in my way. - Corporate 00:06
Okay, nothing can get in my way.
S01 • E01 - This is the first time in five years of working here - Corporate 00:05
- This is the first time in five years of working here
S01 • E09 - This place looks like somebody held a gun to it and said, - Corporate 00:07
- This place looks like somebody held a gun to it and said,
S01 • E04 Real--really cool to meet you, - Corporate 00:05
Real--really cool to meet you,
S01 • E10 I mean, I went into a $1,000 credit card debt - Corporate 00:08
I mean, I went into a $1,000 credit card debt
S01 • E08 - It's locked to my arm. - Corporate 00:04
- It's locked to my arm.
S01 • E05 Uh, no, probably not. - Corporate 00:04
Uh, no, probably not.
S01 • E09 - Everyone in here looks like - Corporate 00:04
- Everyone in here looks like
S01 • E04 - He reminds me of every guy I dated - Corporate 00:04
- He reminds me of every guy I dated
S01 • E02 - Anyway, this company does reprehensible things every day. - Corporate 00:05
- Anyway, this company does reprehensible things every day.
S01 • E10 - Honestly, Pat, - Corporate 00:06
- Honestly, Pat,
S01 • E03 You're a filthy, scumbag, dirty-ass... - Corporate 00:05
You're a filthy, scumbag, dirty-ass...
S01 • E04 - All right, so we're liking - Corporate 00:07
- All right, so we're liking
S01 • E09 It's Kate, and a sexy, male companion friend. - Corporate 00:04
It's Kate, and a sexy, male companion friend.
S01 • E02 If you actually care, - Corporate 00:04
If you actually care,
S01 • E05 Let's pretend this is a safe space. - Corporate 00:05
Let's pretend this is a safe space.
S01 • E10 This morning, someone made me think about this holiday - Corporate 00:05
This morning, someone made me think about this holiday