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I thought you were dead,but turns out you're just sleepingon the toilet, which is somehow...

I thought you were dead,
but turns out you're just sleeping
on the toilet, which is somehow worse

Full Transcript

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I thought you were dead, but turns out
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you're just sleeping on the toilet,
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which is somehow worse.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:44
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

A dark, edgy look at life as a Junior-Executive-in-Training at your average, soulless multi-national corporation.
S01 • E07 Death is the retirement package you get - Corporate 00:04
Death is the retirement package you get
S01 • E01 - Does it ever bother you - Corporate 00:05
- Does it ever bother you
S01 • E07 - That's why I say you should always bring a gun - Corporate 00:06
- That's why I say you should always bring a gun
S01 • E02 - Yes, I'll have the lobster roulade - Corporate 00:06
- Yes, I'll have the lobster roulade
S01 • E04 And then we watched a documentary - Corporate 00:06
And then we watched a documentary
S01 • E05 - Make it two. - You know, John, it has - Corporate 00:06
- Make it two. - You know, John, it has
S01 • E10 ♪ America is a corporation - Corporate 00:16
♪ America is a corporation
S01 • E08 - I always like when there's more than one mass shooter, - Corporate 00:09
- I always like when there's more than one mass shooter...
S01 • E06 If you're a guy, you could take off your shirt, - Corporate 00:05
If you're a guy, you could take off your shirt,
S01 • E07 Now, you might die, but at least no one can say - Corporate 00:06
Now, you might die, but at least no one can say
S01 • E02 - Um, I'll have the... - Corporate 00:05
- Um, I'll have the...
S01 • E01 - Sir, - Corporate 00:05
- Sir,
S01 • E08 - It's way more fun that way, yeah, - Corporate 00:05
- It's way more fun that way, yeah,
S01 • E06 Um, I know that since I'm a man, - Corporate 00:08
Um, I know that since I'm a man,
S01 • E08 - Is it just me, or does the HD StrapIn - Corporate 00:06
- Is it just me, or does the HD StrapIn
S01 • E09 - Thank you for helping me out. As a thank you, - Corporate 00:04
- Thank you for helping me out. As a thank you,
S01 • E01 - We'll see who has a small penis - Corporate 00:06
- We'll see who has a small penis
S01 • E08 - You can turn that off in settings, - Corporate 00:07
- You can turn that off in settings,
S01 • E02 Let's see this PowerPoint everyone is raving about. - Corporate 00:05
Let's see this PowerPoint everyone is raving about.
S01 • E03 I'm gonna show you how I get through my day... - Corporate 00:04
I'm gonna show you how I get through my day...