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On the first day, he was half giraffe, half dog shit
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On the first day, he washalf giraffe, half dog shit

On the first day, he was
half giraffe, half dog shit

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On the first day, he was half giraffe, half dog shit.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:08
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

A dark, edgy look at life as a Junior-Executive-in-Training at your average, soulless multi-national corporation.
S01 • E08 I understand what it's like - Corporate 00:04
I understand what it's like
S01 • E09 If anybody asks, I'm doing Habitat for Humanity - Corporate 00:08
If anybody asks, I'm doing Habitat for Humanity
S01 • E08 I could never get into "Game of Thrones." - Corporate 00:06
I could never get into "Game of Thrones."
S01 • E03 We all know that, both of us, - Corporate 00:06
We all know that, both of us,
S01 • E05 And now look at him. He is a total AHOLE. - Corporate 00:05
And now look at him. He is a total AHOLE.
S01 • E04 - ♪ And I don't give a damn about a greenback a-dollar ♪ - Corporate 00:23
- ♪ And I don't give a damn about a greenback a-dollar ...
S01 • E02 - And the best part is, because the CIA called off the coup, - Corporate 00:06
- And the best part is, because the CIA called off the coup,
S01 • E10 - ♪ Try to remember and if you remember ♪ - Corporate 00:20
- ♪ Try to remember and if you remember ♪
S01 • E07 Then after, I know a place - Corporate 00:05
Then after, I know a place
S01 • E09 - Hey, guys. Great weekend, huh? - Corporate 00:04
- Hey, guys. Great weekend, huh?
S01 • E02 But I will never forget the names of the people - Corporate 00:05
But I will never forget the names of the people
S01 • E09 - Yeah, guess now that we're friends, - Corporate 00:05
- Yeah, guess now that we're friends,
S01 • E08 Every morning we'll have a 20- to 30-second conversation - Corporate 00:06
Every morning we'll have a 20- to 30-second conversatio...
S01 • E08 Say, did you see last night - Corporate 00:05
Say, did you see last night
S01 • E01 - Wait about a week for this to blow over - Corporate 00:04
- Wait about a week for this to blow over
S01 • E09 It seems like you think you're talking to weekend John. - Corporate 00:04
It seems like you think you're talking to weekend John.
S01 • E01 I don't want that cake feaster working here. - Corporate 00:05
I don't want that cake feaster working here.
S01 • E04 - Outdoor music festivals are my life! - Corporate 00:04
- Outdoor music festivals are my life!
S01 • E08 - Yeah, I loved it. - Yeah, you know, I did, too. - Corporate 00:05
- Yeah, I loved it. - Yeah, you know, I did, too.
S01 • E07 You wanted me to watch a funny YouTube video, - Corporate 00:06
You wanted me to watch a funny YouTube video,