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A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS
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Count Abdulla

A vampire?MAJ SCREAMS You see,I would have thought vampires would be into Muslims, you...

A vampire?
MAJ SCREAMS You see,
I would have thought vampires would be into Muslims, you know?

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A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS
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You see, I would have thought vampires
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would be into Muslims, you know?
Duration
9 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:22
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E04 Good Lord, Abdulla! A Muslim, of all people, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Good Lord, Abdulla! A Muslim, of all people,
S01 • E03 Who's gonna section me, bruv? SHAFI SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:06
Who's gonna section me, bruv? SHAFI SIGHS
S01 • E06 What about the... sunshine - Count Abdulla 00:06
What about the... sunshine
S01 • E04 I mean, vampires can be ethical, productive members of society. - Count Abdulla 00:06
I mean, vampires can be ethical, productive members of socie...
S01 • E01 I mean, I've tried Jewish, Buddhist, - Count Abdulla 00:07
I mean, I've tried Jewish, Buddhist,
S01 • E05 SIM GIGGLES - Count Abdulla 00:10
SIM GIGGLES
S01 • E04 What, you got a problem with a disabled person - Count Abdulla 00:06
What, you got a problem with a disabled person
S01 • E01 Muslim blood or Halal blood... BOTH GASP - Count Abdulla 00:06
Muslim blood or Halal blood... BOTH GASP
S01 • E02 The white guy who loves horror, respects my culture, - Count Abdulla 00:06
The white guy who loves horror, respects my culture,
S01 • E05 Oh, OK, OK. I told you I was busy. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Oh, OK, OK. I told you I was busy.
S01 • E04 Tell me. Tell me how I'm supposed to get a job - Count Abdulla 00:05
Tell me. Tell me how I'm supposed to get a job
S01 • E03 I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not weak enough - Count Abdulla 00:06
I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not w...
S01 • E01 It's just so hard to come by nowadays - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's just so hard to come by nowadays
S01 • E04 HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:06
HE GROANS
S01 • E02 So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke?! - Count Abdulla 00:06
So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke...
S01 • E05 SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake
S01 • E06 BOLLYWOOD MUSIC - Count Abdulla 00:10
BOLLYWOOD MUSIC
S01 • E02 BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up, - Count Abdulla 00:07
BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up,
S01 • E03 And given your dating history, surely you know how much damage - Count Abdulla 00:08
And given your dating history, surely you know how much dama...
S01 • E04 KNOCKING - Count Abdulla 00:05
KNOCKING