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Abs, you are a Muslim vampire, OK? If our religion is true
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Count Abdulla

Abs, you are a Muslim vampire, OK?If our religion is true, the only place you're burning...

Abs, you are a Muslim vampire, OK?
If our religion is true, the only place you're burning up
is in an actual mosque

Full Transcript

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Abs, you are a Muslim vampire, OK? If our religion is true,
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the only place you're burning up is in an actual mosque.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:37
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E01 Don't dress as anything pre-2000? No! Sexy, not scary! - Count Abdulla 00:06
Don't dress as anything pre-2000? No! Sexy, not scary!
S01 • E05 Yeah, well, now that he's become a fully fledged vampire, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Yeah, well, now that he's become a fully fledged vampir...
S01 • E04 Katherine Margot. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Katherine Margot.
S01 • E03 Frank! We're not talking about that at the dinner table. What the fuck? - Count Abdulla 00:04
Frank! We're not talking about that at the dinner table...
S01 • E02 SHE WHIMPERS - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHE WHIMPERS
S01 • E04 I thought we'd finally managed to price you out of this place. - Count Abdulla 00:05
I thought we'd finally managed to price you out of this...
S01 • E01 Oh, no, you're as deep as a Pakistani boy - Count Abdulla 00:06
Oh, no, you're as deep as a Pakistani boy
S01 • E04 Yeah, well, you could say I've found myself a new blood sugar daddy. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Yeah, well, you could say I've found myself a new blood...
S01 • E02 Genie. SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
Genie. SHE GASPS
S01 • E03 HE WHIMPERS - Count Abdulla 00:07
HE WHIMPERS
S01 • E05 SHE SCOFFS, EXHALES - Count Abdulla 00:04
SHE SCOFFS, EXHALES
S01 • E05 You used to be a vampire filled with pride and dignity, - Count Abdulla 00:07
You used to be a vampire filled with pride and dignity,
S01 • E04 ORCHESTRAL MUSIC BUILDS - Count Abdulla 00:04
ORCHESTRAL MUSIC BUILDS
S01 • E01 CHRIS GUFFAWS Whoo! - Count Abdulla 00:04
CHRIS GUFFAWS Whoo!
S01 • E03 Oh-ho-ho. Oh... - Count Abdulla 00:04
Oh-ho-ho. Oh...
S01 • E05 Look, you'll never be able to move forward, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Look, you'll never be able to move forward,
S01 • E02 The genies inside are gonna try and trick you - Count Abdulla 00:05
The genies inside are gonna try and trick you
S01 • E01 POP MUSIC PLAYS - Count Abdulla 00:06
POP MUSIC PLAYS
S01 • E06 I was right! You can't scream that in an airport! - Count Abdulla 00:05
I was right! You can't scream that in an airport!
S01 • E03 I may have accidentally, er, turned you into a, erm... - Count Abdulla 00:05
I may have accidentally, er, turned you into a, erm...