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Count Abdulla

Before we start, I should tell youI had a pint for breakfast, a bacon sarnie for lunch and...

Before we start, I should tell you
I had a pint for breakfast, a bacon sarnie for lunch and I don't give two shits
about Palestine

Full Transcript

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Before we start, I should tell you I had a pint for breakfast,
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a bacon sarnie for lunch
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and I don't give two shits about Palestine.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:59
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E03 Is she your little... side order of mattar paneer? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Is she your little... side order of mattar paneer?
S01 • E02 Look, Miss, I'm sure you're very nice, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Look, Miss, I'm sure you're very nice,
S01 • E06 HE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:08
HE CHUCKLES
S01 • E03 ALL LAUGH - Count Abdulla 00:10
ALL LAUGH
S01 • E04 Explain to me why I'm meant to be your private vampire tutor? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Explain to me why I'm meant to be your private vampire ...
S01 • E05 Oh, right. That's everything. Thank you, my dears, and namaste. - Count Abdulla 00:07
Oh, right. That's everything. Thank you, my dears, and ...
S01 • E04 Surely there's more to life than attacking innocent Muslims - Count Abdulla 00:07
Surely there's more to life than attacking innocent Mus...
S01 • E01 Abdulla, men are that way. "Men are that..." - Count Abdulla 00:05
Abdulla, men are that way. "Men are that..."
S01 • E06 So you're an immigrant? We prefer the term ex-pat, actually. - Count Abdulla 00:05
So you're an immigrant? We prefer the term ex-pat, actu...
S01 • E04 Ever since the government cut our benefits, - Count Abdulla 00:04
Ever since the government cut our benefits,
S01 • E01 You know, you can talk football with them, - Count Abdulla 00:07
You know, you can talk football with them,
S01 • E03 SHAFI SUCKS TEETH - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHAFI SUCKS TEETH
S01 • E04 Work, drink, sleep, repeat. SHE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:05
Work, drink, sleep, repeat. SHE CHUCKLES
S01 • E05 I just wanted to make sure that we're still on - Count Abdulla 00:08
I just wanted to make sure that we're still on
S01 • E04 This one place, in Chelsea, that serves people like us. - Count Abdulla 00:06
This one place, in Chelsea, that serves people like us.
S01 • E05 Well, I'm always happy to help deepen - Count Abdulla 00:05
Well, I'm always happy to help deepen
S01 • E03 CAR ENGINE TURNING OVER, GRIME MUSIC ON STEREO - Count Abdulla 00:05
CAR ENGINE TURNING OVER, GRIME MUSIC ON STEREO
S01 • E01 BUSHRA CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:09
BUSHRA CHUCKLES
S01 • E06 Coven? HISS - Count Abdulla 00:05
Coven? HISS
S01 • E04 SHE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:05
SHE CHUCKLES