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Count Abdulla

But if them vampires come for you, you tell 'em your cousinfights like Khabib, bruv!

But if them vampires come for you, you tell 'em your cousin
fights like Khabib, bruv!

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But if them vampires come for you,
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you tell 'em your cousin fights like Khabib, bruv!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:20
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E05 OK, either I'm much more pissed than I thought I was, or... - Count Abdulla 00:06
OK, either I'm much more pissed than I thought I was, o...
S01 • E04 A bite has one percent chance of turning you, - Count Abdulla 00:07
A bite has one percent chance of turning you,
S01 • E01 HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:11
HISSES
S01 • E02 Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, OK? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, ...
S01 • E02 I need a drink. - Count Abdulla 00:04
I need a drink.
S01 • E05 Rabies. Porphyria. I mean, Renfield's Syndrome, you've got... - Count Abdulla 00:05
Rabies. Porphyria. I mean, Renfield's Syndrome, you...
S01 • E05 Look, I chundered raw blood all over my mum's Indian food. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Look, I chundered raw blood all over my mum's Indian fo...
S01 • E01 HE SCREAMS - Count Abdulla 00:11
HE SCREAMS
S01 • E05 I've spent the last few days running away - Count Abdulla 00:06
I've spent the last few days running away
S01 • E02 Justice! Justice! Justice! HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:07
Justice! Justice! Justice! HE GROANS
S01 • E01 HE WAILS - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE WAILS
S01 • E04 SHE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:08
SHE GROANS
S01 • E01 HIGH-PITCHED: Mummy! HE SCREECHES - Count Abdulla 00:22
HIGH-PITCHED: Mummy! HE SCREECHES
S01 • E03 Or has that imported third-world blood made you lazy? - Count Abdulla 00:04
Or has that imported third-world blood made you lazy?
S01 • E03 You know our rules. Your Indian lover boy needs to go. - Count Abdulla 00:06
You know our rules. Your Indian lover boy needs to go.
S01 • E02 I-I-I came late, like, you know, saving lives and everything. - Count Abdulla 00:06
I-I-I came late, like, you know, saving lives and everything...
S01 • E05 I mean... SHE SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:09
I mean... SHE SIGHS
S01 • E06 SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
SHE GASPS
S01 • E03 Otherwise, we might have to step in. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Otherwise, we might have to step in.
S01 • E02 Aren't YOU meant to be their doctor? They were attacked. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Aren't YOU meant to be their doctor? They were attacked...