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Dating is not halal unless you're bringing a chaperone
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Count Abdulla

Dating is not halalunless you're bringing a chaperone

Dating is not halal
unless you're bringing a chaperone

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Dating is not halal unless you're bringing a chaperone.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:43
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E05 'That's not good, erm... You need to get here now. - Count Abdulla 00:04
'That's not good, erm... You need to get here now.
S01 • E04 HE SUCKS TEETH - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE SUCKS TEETH
S01 • E02 They get into the minds of the young, Muslim youth, - Count Abdulla 00:05
They get into the minds of the young, Muslim youth,
S01 • E05 'Preethi blabbed about you to Mum and Dad, - Count Abdulla 00:09
'Preethi blabbed about you to Mum and Dad,
S01 • E03 No. Abdulla said that you don't... Wonderful! - Count Abdulla 00:04
No. Abdulla said that you don't... Wonderful!
S01 • E06 Sun's out, guns in, huh? Can't out-muscle me in the daylight. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Sun's out, guns in, huh? Can't out-muscle me in th...
S01 • E02 Drinking... drugs... SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
Drinking... drugs... SHE GASPS
S01 • E04 I got all dressed up, - Count Abdulla 00:04
I got all dressed up,
S01 • E02 Do you two know each other? Oh, Auntie, Mum didn't tell you? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Do you two know each other? Oh, Auntie, Mum didn't tell...
S01 • E04 HE SUCKS TEETH - Count Abdulla 00:13
HE SUCKS TEETH
S01 • E02 ABDULLA'S STOMACH GROWLS - Count Abdulla 00:05
ABDULLA'S STOMACH GROWLS
S01 • E05 Er, no, thanks. I'm vegetarian now. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Er, no, thanks. I'm vegetarian now.
S01 • E01 ABDULLA SUCKS AIR BETWEEN HIS TEETH - Count Abdulla 00:10
ABDULLA SUCKS AIR BETWEEN HIS TEETH
S01 • E03 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow... ♪ - Count Abdulla 00:05
♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow... ♪
S01 • E05 Huh, a vegetarian vampire. How's that working out for you? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Huh, a vegetarian vampire. How's that working out for y...
S01 • E02 Everything's made of garlic. HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:10
Everything's made of garlic. HE GROANS
S01 • E04 WOMAN LAUGHS - Count Abdulla 00:11
WOMAN LAUGHS
S01 • E03 There's always small-dicked men willing to pay loads of money - Count Abdulla 00:05
There's always small-dicked men willing to pay loads of...
S01 • E02 HE RETCHES - Count Abdulla 00:12
HE RETCHES
S01 • E05 Oh, I dunno. He just annoyed me with... - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, I dunno. He just annoyed me with...