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Count Abdulla

Erm, the drug test was inconclusive, but the incisions on the left armclearly suggests...

Erm, the drug test was inconclusive, but the incisions on the left arm
clearly suggests substance abuse

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Erm, the drug test was inconclusive,
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but the incisions on the left arm clearly suggests substance abuse.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:43
Uploaded
Apr 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E06 You? You, or my... or my own mum? - Count Abdulla 00:05
You? You, or my... or my own mum?
S01 • E03 WIND BLOWS - Count Abdulla 00:05
WIND BLOWS
S01 • E05 Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Oh, come on, you can do a few rounds with us, Abhijeet,
S01 • E02 I know I can't remember every detail, - Count Abdulla 00:05
I know I can't remember every detail,
S01 • E06 Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Ya Allah, I'm a fucking vampire, what do I do, Amrita?
S01 • E02 But the, er, STI test did come back negative. - Count Abdulla 00:05
But the, er, STI test did come back negative.
S01 • E01 Bro, men like us can't be afraid of anything. You feel me? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Bro, men like us can't be afraid of anything. You feel ...
S01 • E04 HE GROANS This vampirism malarkey! - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE GROANS This vampirism malarkey!
S01 • E02 So, a few more days under obs and we can discharge. - Count Abdulla 00:05
So, a few more days under obs and we can discharge.
S01 • E01 MAJ TUTS Look, what you got to be afraid of - Count Abdulla 00:05
MAJ TUTS Look, what you got to be afraid of
S01 • E05 Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I brought my own. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I brought my own.
S01 • E04 Can I go out in the sun, like in Twilight, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Can I go out in the sun, like in Twilight,
S01 • E01 Ghouls? MAJ CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:06
Ghouls? MAJ CHUCKLES
S01 • E02 Please tell me that you found at least one girl mad enough - Count Abdulla 00:07
Please tell me that you found at least one girl mad enough
S01 • E05 Oh, Abs, that's not... It's a... a moonshine. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh, Abs, that's not... It's a... a moonshine.
S01 • E06 Look, I didn't know if I was gonna take it, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Look, I didn't know if I was gonna take it,
S01 • E04 SHE GROANS Can I be killed with silver - Count Abdulla 00:08
SHE GROANS Can I be killed with silver
S01 • E03 Arrest... There's an Islamophobic vampire - Count Abdulla 00:05
Arrest... There's an Islamophobic vampire
S01 • E01 Or with a ghost, or a werewolf, or I don't know, even like a...? - Count Abdulla 00:04
Or with a ghost, or a werewolf, or I don't know, even l...
S01 • E01 A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS - Count Abdulla 00:09
A vampire? MAJ SCREAMS