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Count Abdulla

Get the fuck out of here before I callthe political correctness police

Get the fuck out of here before I call
the political correctness police

Full Transcript

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Get the fuck out of here
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before I call the political correctness police.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:05
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 HE WINCES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE WINCES
S01 • E03 Oh. Oh, it's the girlfriend experience you want, is it? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Oh. Oh, it's the girlfriend experience you want, is it?
S01 • E02 SHE SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:04
SHE SIGHS
S01 • E01 Well... it doesn't make up for colonialism, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Well... it doesn't make up for colonialism,
S01 • E04 I'm treating my beautiful Nahima, my wonderful fiancee, - Count Abdulla 00:06
I'm treating my beautiful Nahima, my wonderful fiancee,
S01 • E05 Well, yeah, but... HE CLEARS THROAT - Count Abdulla 00:07
Well, yeah, but... HE CLEARS THROAT
S01 • E01 WHOOPING - Count Abdulla 00:16
WHOOPING
S01 • E02 I just feel like you're drifting away from your community. - Count Abdulla 00:05
I just feel like you're drifting away from your communi...
S01 • E03 Come and drink a little Maajid. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Come and drink a little Maajid.
S01 • E06 Tell me where he is, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Tell me where he is,
S01 • E03 'Garden Of Delight' - Count Abdulla 00:05
'Garden Of Delight'
S01 • E02 I mean, I come home looking slightly pissed, - Count Abdulla 00:07
I mean, I come home looking slightly pissed,
S01 • E05 ...say "hi". AMRITA CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:08
...say "hi". AMRITA CHUCKLES
S01 • E01 It's not exactly woke, - Count Abdulla 00:07
It's not exactly woke,
S01 • E04 A Bloody Mary is a mocktail. It contains vodka, sir. - Count Abdulla 00:04
A Bloody Mary is a mocktail. It contains vodka, sir.
S01 • E05 Sat Sri Akal. SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE - Count Abdulla 00:06
Sat Sri Akal. SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE
S01 • E06 You gotta chop off his head and burn the body. - Count Abdulla 00:04
You gotta chop off his head and burn the body.
S01 • E01 THEY LAUGH - Count Abdulla 00:06
THEY LAUGH
S01 • E04 Mm, I must say, my darling, you smell wonderful. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Mm, I must say, my darling, you smell wonderful.
S01 • E02 I just need some space to figure it out myself. OK? - Count Abdulla 00:06
I just need some space to figure it out myself. OK?