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Count Abdulla

Have you considered an STI test?Guys! Guys! I'm fine, OK?

Have you considered an STI test?
Guys! Guys! I'm fine, OK?

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Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, OK?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
59
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:26
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 I need a drink. - Count Abdulla 00:04
I need a drink.
S01 • E05 Rabies. Porphyria. I mean, Renfield's Syndrome, you've got... - Count Abdulla 00:05
Rabies. Porphyria. I mean, Renfield's Syndrome, you...
S01 • E05 Look, I chundered raw blood all over my mum's Indian food. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Look, I chundered raw blood all over my mum's Indian fo...
S01 • E01 HE SCREAMS - Count Abdulla 00:11
HE SCREAMS
S01 • E05 I've spent the last few days running away - Count Abdulla 00:06
I've spent the last few days running away
S01 • E02 Justice! Justice! Justice! HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:07
Justice! Justice! Justice! HE GROANS
S01 • E01 HE WAILS - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE WAILS
S01 • E04 SHE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:08
SHE GROANS
S01 • E01 HIGH-PITCHED: Mummy! HE SCREECHES - Count Abdulla 00:22
HIGH-PITCHED: Mummy! HE SCREECHES
S01 • E03 Or has that imported third-world blood made you lazy? - Count Abdulla 00:04
Or has that imported third-world blood made you lazy?
S01 • E03 You know our rules. Your Indian lover boy needs to go. - Count Abdulla 00:06
You know our rules. Your Indian lover boy needs to go.
S01 • E02 I-I-I came late, like, you know, saving lives and everything. - Count Abdulla 00:06
I-I-I came late, like, you know, saving lives and everything...
S01 • E05 I mean... SHE SIGHS - Count Abdulla 00:09
I mean... SHE SIGHS
S01 • E06 SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
SHE GASPS
S01 • E03 Otherwise, we might have to step in. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Otherwise, we might have to step in.
S01 • E02 Aren't YOU meant to be their doctor? They were attacked. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Aren't YOU meant to be their doctor? They were attacked...
S01 • E03 SHE HISSES, THEY HISS - Count Abdulla 00:09
SHE HISSES, THEY HISS
S01 • E05 There's literally an angry coven of racist vampires - Count Abdulla 00:07
There's literally an angry coven of racist vampires
S01 • E02 Maajid. Forever in our hearts, the light when it was dark. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Maajid. Forever in our hearts, the light when it was dark.
S01 • E04 What's this, the Islamic Father Karras - Count Abdulla 00:07
What's this, the Islamic Father Karras