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Count Abdulla

I... bit him

I... bit him

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I... bit him.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:33
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E06 Did he taste good? SHE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:05
Did he taste good? SHE CHUCKLES
S01 • E01 They'll look right through those cute brown-boy looks of yours, - Count Abdulla 00:07
They'll look right through those cute brown-boy looks o...
S01 • E04 You can't marry a non-Muslim, bruv. So it's Khadija, or no nikah... - Count Abdulla 00:04
You can't marry a non-Muslim, bruv. So it's Khadij...
S01 • E02 Maj is in hospital, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Maj is in hospital,
S01 • E06 You don't know what I've become, - Count Abdulla 00:05
You don't know what I've become,
S01 • E04 Well, between the shock of hearing how my son is engaged - Count Abdulla 00:08
Well, between the shock of hearing how my son is engaged
S01 • E03 No, just some patient with Real Housewife delusions - Count Abdulla 00:06
No, just some patient with Real Housewife delusions
S01 • E02 So you're not gonna tell me - Count Abdulla 00:05
So you're not gonna tell me
S01 • E02 Or maybe it's the more obvious answer. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Or maybe it's the more obvious answer.
S01 • E02 Bullshit. All this medical shit has taken you away from God's truth. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Bullshit. All this medical shit has taken you away from God&...
S01 • E05 SHE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:06
SHE GROANS
S01 • E02 You need to decide whether you're on the side of the NHS, - Count Abdulla 00:07
You need to decide whether you're on the side of the NH...
S01 • E01 'Have you forgotten what day it is today?' - Count Abdulla 00:07
'Have you forgotten what day it is today?'
S01 • E05 I'd have thought the men you've a taste for - Count Abdulla 00:06
I'd have thought the men you've a taste for
S01 • E02 YOU need to decide whether you're on the side of... - Count Abdulla 00:06
YOU need to decide whether you're on the side of...
S01 • E04 Cos most of these old school imams, - Count Abdulla 00:10
Cos most of these old school imams,
S01 • E06 I love you so much, I really do, but I really have to go, OK? - Count Abdulla 00:06
I love you so much, I really do, but I really have to go, OK...
S01 • E02 Adidas or Allah, bro. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Adidas or Allah, bro.
S01 • E01 'If you hadn't just finished medical school, - Count Abdulla 00:10
'If you hadn't just finished medical school,
S01 • E05 Something you wouldn't know about, - Count Abdulla 00:05
Something you wouldn't know about,