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I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not weak enough
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Count Abdulla

I know you don't bang gym, yeah,but even you are not weak enough to be put in a...

I know you don't bang gym, yeah,
but even you are not weak enough to be put in a chokehold
by a skinny little crackhead

Full Transcript

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I know you don't bang gym, yeah, but even you are not weak enough
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to be put in a chokehold by a skinny little crackhead.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:47
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke?! - Count Abdulla 00:06
So, he's, like, straight, white, South African AND woke...
S01 • E04 HE GROANS - Count Abdulla 00:06
HE GROANS
S01 • E01 It's just so hard to come by nowadays - Count Abdulla 00:06
It's just so hard to come by nowadays
S01 • E05 SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake - Count Abdulla 00:07
SHE CHUCKLES Did you make the fatal mistake
S01 • E06 BOLLYWOOD MUSIC - Count Abdulla 00:10
BOLLYWOOD MUSIC
S01 • E02 BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up, - Count Abdulla 00:07
BUT here's the catch... bastard's visa's up,
S01 • E03 And given your dating history, surely you know how much damage - Count Abdulla 00:08
And given your dating history, surely you know how much dama...
S01 • E04 KNOCKING - Count Abdulla 00:05
KNOCKING
S01 • E05 HE HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE HISSES
S01 • E01 But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like... - Count Abdulla 00:04
But Halal virgin blood, well, finding that is like...
S01 • E04 The chastity belt you got me has broken and... I can't pee. - Count Abdulla 00:05
The chastity belt you got me has broken and... I can't ...
S01 • E01 But isn't it Ramadan? The month of charity? - Count Abdulla 00:05
But isn't it Ramadan? The month of charity?
S01 • E05 You don't get it. Come here. SHE CHUCKLES - Count Abdulla 00:06
You don't get it. Come here. SHE CHUCKLES
S01 • E01 Well, there's no better time than now to give blood. - Count Abdulla 00:06
Well, there's no better time than now to give blood.
S01 • E03 But if them vampires come for you, - Count Abdulla 00:05
But if them vampires come for you,
S01 • E04 A bite has one percent chance of turning you, - Count Abdulla 00:07
A bite has one percent chance of turning you,
S01 • E05 OK, either I'm much more pissed than I thought I was, or... - Count Abdulla 00:06
OK, either I'm much more pissed than I thought I was, o...
S01 • E01 HISSES - Count Abdulla 00:11
HISSES
S01 • E02 Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, OK? - Count Abdulla 00:05
Have you considered an STI test? Guys! Guys! I'm fine, ...
S01 • E05 Rabies. Porphyria. I mean, Renfield's Syndrome, you've got... - Count Abdulla 00:05
Rabies. Porphyria. I mean, Renfield's Syndrome, you...