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I know it's not only going mosque you lie to your mum about, Abs
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Count Abdulla

I know it's not only going mosqueyou lie to your mum about, Abs

I know it's not only going mosque
you lie to your mum about, Abs

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I know it's not only going mosque you lie to your mum about, Abs.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:02
Uploaded
Apr 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy, fantasy, horror
Production
Fudge Park Productions

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Movie Summary

Sitcom following a British Pakistani Muslim junior doctor based in London who is bitten by a halal-hunting vampire.
S01 • E02 Look, Nahima, I know I'm not the world's best Muslim, - Count Abdulla 00:10
Look, Nahima, I know I'm not the world's best Musl...
S01 • E03 Yes, have you seen her? Yeah, she were here earlier, - Count Abdulla 00:07
Yes, have you seen her? Yeah, she were here earlier,
S01 • E06 We're immortal, you fuck. We don't get a next life! - Count Abdulla 00:05
We're immortal, you fuck. We don't get a next life...
S01 • E01 Do you know what, I think I'd better... go. - Count Abdulla 00:05
Do you know what, I think I'd better... go.
S01 • E04 In fact, my past life is exactly what helps me connect - Count Abdulla 00:05
In fact, my past life is exactly what helps me connect
S01 • E06 SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
SHE GASPS
S01 • E02 If Justice For Muslim Youth only helps the very best of us, - Count Abdulla 00:06
If Justice For Muslim Youth only helps the very best of us,
S01 • E04 I'm not spending the next hour - Count Abdulla 00:07
I'm not spending the next hour
S01 • E04 Ha, yeah - Count Abdulla 00:05
Ha, yeah
S01 • E02 Your boy might have moved from streets to mosque, - Count Abdulla 00:06
Your boy might have moved from streets to mosque,
S01 • E01 ♪ When you bite me, baby - Count Abdulla 00:30
♪ When you bite me, baby
S01 • E05 'Frank? You were meant to keep an eye on him.' - Count Abdulla 00:06
'Frank? You were meant to keep an eye on him.'
S01 • E04 Dating is not halal unless you're bringing a chaperone. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Dating is not halal unless you're bringing a chaperone.
S01 • E05 'That's not good, erm... You need to get here now. - Count Abdulla 00:04
'That's not good, erm... You need to get here now.
S01 • E04 HE SUCKS TEETH - Count Abdulla 00:05
HE SUCKS TEETH
S01 • E02 They get into the minds of the young, Muslim youth, - Count Abdulla 00:05
They get into the minds of the young, Muslim youth,
S01 • E05 'Preethi blabbed about you to Mum and Dad, - Count Abdulla 00:09
'Preethi blabbed about you to Mum and Dad,
S01 • E03 No. Abdulla said that you don't... Wonderful! - Count Abdulla 00:04
No. Abdulla said that you don't... Wonderful!
S01 • E06 Sun's out, guns in, huh? Can't out-muscle me in the daylight. - Count Abdulla 00:04
Sun's out, guns in, huh? Can't out-muscle me in th...
S01 • E02 Drinking... drugs... SHE GASPS - Count Abdulla 00:05
Drinking... drugs... SHE GASPS